Kelly Tarltons fail

[martybabe]

. No cows in the sea?

Any Australians out there,this Photo was taken this morning from New Plymouth's falsehood sound , a dolphin and a cow being chased by a Megladon. It's in colour so you know it's true.

[Oakie]

Any Australians out there,this Photo was taken this morning from New Plymouth's falsehood sound , a dolphin and a cow being chased by a Megladon. It's in colour so you know it's true.

'ere! You did that on porpoise!

[Insanity_rules]

Thanks for reminding me of my duty to HM the Queen.....

But again, standards must prevail I'm afraid. From what I have heard, rooting an Aussie is like dropping a sausage in a bucket, so no thanks...

More like throwing a hotdog at the Albert hall. Hey you know why Jesus wasn't born in Aussie eh?? You'd have enough trouble finding three wise men let alone a virgin in OZ mate. What do you call a field full of Australians? A vacant lot. What does an Aussie girl use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.

Oh and theres a Japanese firm that have created a camera so fast that it can actually capture an Auzzie Chick with her mouth shut.

[Brian d marge]

I was at a party once in London , ( after visiting church )

Germans , kiwis Europeans etc

and a Kiwi bird comes out with

I would like to be a Gypsie , traveling with the wind in my hair


Stopped the party dead in its track ( live in Europe for a while ,,,,)

I swear blind she was walking all bandy legged for weeks afterwards

I nearly had a fish supper

Stephen

[XRVrider]

Rooting an Aussie shouldnt really count as a root.

A mate says about stupid loud chicks... "An empty barrel makes most noise" ... or something like that... now I understand that not only did he mean totally empty headed chicks, but if you root em, its like throwing a sausage into a barrel that squeals a whole lot.

[FROSTY:Me]

My mum n dad did a tour of Europe with a bunch of other retirees from all round the world.
Amongst em some typical American tourists-Loud and er brash.
Fast forward to dinner one night and one particularly loud "gentleman" calls the waiter over and proclaims loudly "Hey BUD I asked for BABY potatoes these aint baby potatoes"
Quietly and politely the waiter replied "Yes sir they are baby potatoes we SIR supply the size of the potato according to the size of the mouth"
The waiter left the roonm to a round of applause from the kiwi/european tourists.