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  1. 31st March 2007, 11:41 #1
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    Smile The true story of marriage

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    Husband and wife in bed together.
    She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
    She: "Oh, that feels good."
    His hand moves to her breast.
    She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
    His hand moves to her leg.
    She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
    But he stops.
    She: "Why did you stop?"
    He: "I found the remote

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

    "Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
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  2. 31st March 2007, 11:55 #2
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    You mean you didn't have control of it ! Shame on you....
    If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning
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  3. 31st March 2007, 12:48 #3
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    BWAHAHA! omg, so true... even though ive never been married.. i know lots of people who are...
    "Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
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  4. 31st March 2007, 17:55 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    BWAHAHA! omg, so true...
    'tis not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    BWAHAHA! omg, so true...
    Mr Sensible is right ... not true. I would need crowbar to prise it out of Nasty's hand!
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  6. 31st March 2007, 20:24 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grub View Post
    Mr Sensible is right ... not true. I would need crowbar to prise it out of Nasty's hand!
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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  7. 31st March 2007, 20:49 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    BWAHAHA! omg, so true... even though ive never been married.. i know lots of people who are...
    And they disclose thier actions in bed to you?
    LOL

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