"This is Sherrif Rosscoe P Coletrain speakin', them Dukes done got away agen...."
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
"This is Sherrif Rosscoe P Coletrain speakin', them Dukes done got away agen...."
'tart tourmenter
Tittle Tattle!
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
Fully Foxed
There is a hole in the wall. Police are looking into it.
Originally Posted by Mully
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
A thief has escaped with an electric tattoo gun, police are following a lead.
The instructions are simple...
Constable Clutz got it wrong (again) when playing the selection game...Ink, Pink, you Stink.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Loud and Uncouth
SPBs failed attempt at joining the Police....
He thought it was a donut shop.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Easily ammused
An Auckland Tattoo shop owner was today charged with dangerous driving of a building after policemans sworn statement.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Not so silly Scummy. 2 doors along there is a bakery...
A possible connection in this "police case"?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
Listen dimwit I said check the stats too.............not the Tat 2
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
The metal is always nude.
Bugger, I thought this was a McDonalds Drive-Thru....
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
ArseBiscuit
De pigs! De pigs !
Rest In Peace
Don't hire dislexic cops or immigrant ones who can't read.
Memo to driving dept,left is stop,right is go.
Seriously "placed hand brake on"might help to check operation of that me thinks,would've thought put into park,hand brake on,turn key off sort of thinking this is what most people do.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Hardcore Biker
This one's got my vote
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson
Hardcore Biker
Officer Mike Hunt now reveals the crashing incident is the cause of his "Sexy time" Tattoo he magically received over the anus whilst thrusting through the building, this is following his other defense in court that his cat downloaded 10,000 documents of underage "senior sluts" on his house computer.
Hardcore Biker
Tattooing. Get Better Work Stories.
Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in
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