World Wildlife find dickheads...

**Fatt Max** · 13th October 2009, 12:13

Just been up to 277 Broadway shopping centre and there are a bunch of hippys out touting for money for the World Wildlife Fund.

Now, I don’t mind people giving their money to help conservation of the animal kingdom. I have spent many a night drinking in the Oxford Arms in London and you should see the animals in there…..

Anyway, as I said, don’t mind these people collecting money but what I DO mind is when they jump out in front of you and stop you in your tracks then hassle you to talk to them. However, I always see these kind of incidents as an opportunity to take the piss, conversation went something like this:

“Good afternoon sir, I’m with the World Wildlife Fund, have you got a minute to talk?”

“No, not really”

“Sir, we are raising funds for blah de blah de blah de blah……”

“Did you say you were with the WWF?”

“Yes sir, that’s correct”

“Well, those wrestlers earn enough already so they can fuck off, aint getting none of my money…”

The lady didn’t laugh as I walked off, no sense of humour eh….

Have a go yourself, they will be at 277 Broadway, Newmarket all day…

**Gubb** · 13th October 2009, 12:17

Ask them to teach you how to do "The People's Elbow".

**Big Dave** · 13th October 2009, 12:44

My song of the year so far - apart from I'm a KIWIRIDER of course.

**MisterD** · 13th October 2009, 12:47

**Big Dave** · 13th October 2009, 12:54

**The Pastor** · 13th October 2009, 13:04

Originally Posted by fatt max

just been up to 277 broadway shopping centre and there are a bunch of hippys out touting for money for the world wildlife fund.

Now, i don’t mind people giving their money to help conservation of the animal kingdom. I have spent many a night drinking in the oxford arms in london and you should see the animals in there…..

Anyway, as i said, don’t mind these people collecting money but what i do mind is when they jump out in front of you and stop you in your tracks then hassle you to talk to them. However, i always see these kind of incidents as an opportunity to take the piss, conversation went something like this:

“good afternoon sir, i’m with the world wildlife fund, have you got a minute to talk?”

“no, not really”

“sir, we are raising funds for blah de blah de blah de blah……”

“did you say you were with the wwf?”

“yes sir, that’s correct”

“well, those wrestlers earn enough already so they can fuck off, aint getting none of my money…”

the lady didn’t laugh as i walked off, no sense of humour eh….

Have a go yourself, they will be at 277 broadway, newmarket all day…

"but i like panda soup?"

**P38** · 13th October 2009, 16:35

I kinda like Hippy Chicks.

Hippy guys can eat my shorts.

**Skyryder** · 13th October 2009, 18:47

Originally Posted by P38

I kinda like Hippy Chicks.

Yes a nice pair of hips to hang on to with boobs

to match for the bumpy bits of the ride.

Skyryder

**SARGE** · 13th October 2009, 22:30

even funnier ..

i was working at Colemans a few years ago.. walked across K Rd in my leather jacket .. big US Marine service patches.. US Flag patch ..

"good morning sir .. i'm with Amnesty International..."

**Pixie** · 14th October 2009, 08:39

Hippies! kill 'em,kill 'em all

**ynot slow** · 14th October 2009, 09:50

Originally Posted by SARGE

even funnier ..

i was working at Colemans a few years ago.. walked across K Rd in my leather jacket .. big US Marine service patches.. US Flag patch ..

"good morning sir .. i'm with Amnesty International..."

Some people don't really understand the causes they support eh?I mean it's like you really need to work out what your cause is about,and who might get annoyed if you ask for donations.