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  1. 15th October 2009, 20:12 #1
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    Something to cheer us up! "No oral sex, says ute crash waitress."

    http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/200...75_ntnews.html
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    "But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."

    Just what is the going rate?
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    "Humpty Doo" Gotta love Australian place names.
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    They went to Humpty Doo? Are you kidding me?
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    "blown out of proportion"...
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    "Humpty Doo" Gotta love Australian place names.
    is that near bonny doon
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    Hahaha, thats awesome. $5 note was still in place..

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    LOL!

    Love how they do the editing in the NT News...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    is that near bonny doon
    now hows the serenity ah
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    is that near bonny doon
    Nah but its Marbo, its the vibe and its going straight to the pool room.
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    Given the $5 and the seat belt evidence, it was probably a handy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Given the $5 and the seat belt evidence, it was probably a handy.
    Yes, I thought it was very *handy* myself.
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    So he was drunk, speeding, had no licence AND he was sitting next to a chick with her tits out and a $5 note wedged between 'em?

    Being Scottish I wouldn't of been able to keep my eyes of the $5.....she was definately distracting him eh?
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    I recall there was a guy who had his knob ripped off when he crashed whilst his beloved was performing fellatio.

    Very messy.....
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    Looking at her, I hope he was gonna get some change back for that $5
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