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    Kitchens and blonde females do not mix

    The oven is on lets call a fairly high temp. Put on one oven glove, the dish I want to remove is not heavy afterall. Take the dish out and attempt to transfer meatballs to pot on stove. One sticks to the paper towel

    So, I turn the dish over using my other hand

    Yepper, bare fingers connect with very hot pyrex dish. I was contained enough to call my self a silly bitch before running the cold tap over singed fingers.

    The hell with increasing ACC levies for riding bikes, the kitchen is far more dangerous

    Oh well, at least I no longer have fingerprints on a couple of fingers on my left hand Be harder to chase me down for not paying rego on the blue lovey
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    Nonono,

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    Oops!
    I hope your hand heals OK.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post

    The hell with increasing ACC levies for riding bikes, the kitchen is far more dangerous
    And you wonder why males seldom venture in there ... except in emergency situations (like when we're starving and no females around to feed us ...)

    cooking is womens work for a reason ...
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    Never mind the meat balls, get back in ther and cook me some eggs

    Hope the cold water did the trick mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Oops!
    I hope your hand heals OK.
    I will be fine Fingers look funny with no prints

    No lasting damage, I promise, just a little bit baked is all.


    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    cooking is womens work for a reason ...

    Hmmmmmmmm
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    I have just two things to say to you Mom

    Sausages

    Ice Cream

    ohh and hope the hand heals

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Oops!
    I hope your hand heals OK.
    ME TOO ...

    I can suggest places to put your fingers to ease the pain ... and help forget what the problem was ... PM me if in doubt where ....

    If the pain in YOUR fingers is too great ... use somebody ELSES fingers ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    No comment re kitchen and blonde.But I HATE that too,went to shift hot roast dish along bench,thought nah don't need towel,only short push,turned out fingers slipped and hand plant onto dish,nice I think not.
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    Ouch...heal quickly

    occupational hazzard here think I'm out of fingerprinnts and palm prints

    bloody meatballs what happen too letting maha's meatball roll out the door

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    Pain is mearly weakness leaving the body !!! Get on with his dinner !!!
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    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Baked? You reckon?
    I'd say half baked....
    Silly girl..aloe vera gel works well on burns, or lavendar oil!
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    OMG!!! Mom that hurts like a fucker....yes ive done somethng simular....Hope it heels quickly....No fingerprints huh? maybe a crime spree is in order, LOL
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    Awwwwwwwwww stink Anne, I farken hate burnt fingers, they get so sore sore!!! Hope you heal up soon. Oh and I am available for a crime-spree, a bank robbery maybe?

    I hate it when I burn fingers when cooking a yummie- licious dinner....takes all the yummieness and enjoyment out of my meal. Might be because I usually end up getting so angry at the dish (it is the dish fault you know) I throw the dish and dinner away

    Wasn't there a playground song about meatballs?

    On top of spaghetti,
    All covered with cheese,
    I lost my poor meatball,
    When somebody sneezed.

    It rolled off the table,
    And on to the floor,
    And then my poor meatball,
    Rolled out of the door.

    It rolled in the garden,
    And under a bush,
    And then my poor meatball,
    Was nothing but mush.

    The mush was as tasty
    As tasty could be,
    And then the next summer,
    It grew into a tree.

    The tree was all covered,
    All covered with moss,
    And on it grew meatballs,
    And tomato sauce.

    So if you eat spaghetti,
    All covered with cheese,
    Hold on to your meatball,
    Whenever you sneeze.

    Fark that was so funny as a kid......not so now
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Ouch! Hope the injuries heal quickly Mom.

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    Nothing like a hot pyrex to demonstrate how safe biking is.


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