Concerts Galore in the UK.....missing NZ

[Big Dave]

Ahh McJim, you should apply to be an on call telelink Glaswegian translator

Meh. Colour commentary on the Premier League show.

[McJim]

Ahh McJim, you should apply to be an on call telelink Glaswegian translator ... get some extra squiddies that way! Read an article that reckons business types from around the world can't get around the way you Glaswegians mangle Scottish!

So they need people who can grok the accent into something they can understand! Can ye ken it? Och ay th'noo!

We have a new fella at work from up oor way that no one understands so they get me to translate often.

Go nay no day rat - Please don't do that
Awa an' bile yer heid - I disagree with you on that point
Day rat agin an' ah'll rip yer leg aff and hit ye ower the heid wi' the shitey end - seriously, I reallly would rather you didn't keep doing that.

[woodybee]

I meant to say Big Dave, not Big Jim.......Jamie you have a fat pm heading back your way, am definately going to say hi to your ma, and once I have leartn to post photos on this chuffing sights I'll flick some photos your way of the meet and greetand cio!!!!