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  1. 17th October 2009, 18:49 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Fook me, One time I was driving to pick up a pack of fags yeah and I saw a lady yeah and I was like "show us ya muff luv'. Fooken 'ell she went of it. Got my packet of crisps an this tit tot shit wont give me my pack of fags so I was like give em to me Fookin neooww. Then the chav was like 'wats your name bruv where you from bruv' 'Ya fookin mothers muff' I replied.
    What!!??

    *walks away, shaking head sadly*
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  2. 17th October 2009, 19:11 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Fook me, One time I was driving to pick up a pack of fags yeah and I saw a lady yeah and I was like "show us ya muff luv'. Fooken 'ell she went of it. Got my packet of crisps an this tit tot shit wont give me my pack of fags so I was like give em to me Fookin neooww. Then the chav was like 'wats your name bruv where you from bruv' 'Ya fookin mothers muff' I replied.
    Way aye mun, go way an shite.......
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  3. 17th October 2009, 19:12 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    What!!??
    Dont panic, he is talking in a regional English dialect known as "Fucking Northern Monkey"
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  4. 17th October 2009, 19:21 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Dont panic, he is talking in a regional English dialect known as "Fucking Northern Monkey"
    Oh, righto.

    It's difficult to tell with Dean sometimes.
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  5. 17th October 2009, 19:53 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Fook me, One time I was driving to pick up a pack of fags yeah and I saw a lady yeah and I was like "show us ya muff luv'. Fooken 'ell she went of it. Got my packet of crisps an this tit tot shit wont give me my pack of fags so I was like give em to me Fookin neooww. Then the chav was like 'wats your name bruv where you from bruv' 'Ya fookin mothers muff' I replied.
    Yeah.....I know what ya mean...
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  6. 17th October 2009, 20:38 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Dont panic, he is talking in a regional English dialect known as "Fucking Northern Monkey"
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  7. 17th October 2009, 20:46 #22
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    I Fucking Hate Driving Cars.....


    Wot...? Next you'll be saying you dont like fukin pies...
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    Speed Killz

    Is it Grey ?

    some cars are fun....some definately aren't.

    This is the factory sticker on the inside of my drivers door... it was love at first sight.

    scuse my art skillz

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    I still don't have my restricted license... Went for a lesson with my dad today, I get the mean road rage when driving a car. Only stalled once.
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