F**k your roadwarrior shit

**wbks** · 16th October 2009, 21:08

What's with everyone being so fuckin testy about what happens on the road? People pop veins at someone mildly cutting them off even though it never remotely looked like an accident, if someone goes slightly too slow while towing a trailer or something it somehow warrants eyeballing and a hand signal, maybe a threat, too. Last few years people have been beaten to death over beeping their horn or driving a way the other person didn't like, and even on this site people mention being offended by "cagers" and get "smash him bro" and "you should have chased him down" kind of comments. You are pissed off that this person has surprised you or endangered you ruining your obviously zen mood, so you go do some dangerous driving and maybe get into a potentially lethal fight and rev yourself up some more....wtf?...

**James Deuce** · 16th October 2009, 21:12

I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not, go at it like slappers for a couple of years while they're at school, start playing hard to get (I think it's part of the healing process) once they've left school, then by the time they've settled into a long term "relationship" him who is putting up with her isn't getting any anymore and consequently gives everyone gyp from the shelter of the only little box where he feels secure.

**wbks** · 16th October 2009, 21:14

Originally Posted by James Deuce

I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not, go at it like slappers for a couple of years while they're at school, start playing hard to get (I think it's part of the healing process) once they've left school, then by the time they've settled into a along term "relationship" him who is putting up with her isn't getting any anymore and consequently gives everyone gyp from the shelter of the only little box where he feels secure.

I wouldn't know about the hard to get phase, I'm still with the "go at it like slappers for a couple of years" ones. No complaints so far

**James Deuce** · 16th October 2009, 21:16

Missing the point much? Or is it you what has been threatening uvver road users den?

**wbks** · 16th October 2009, 21:21

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Missing the point much? Or is it you what has been threatening uvver road users den?

too tired to pick out any hidden meanings. speak tehg truth! No, I'm generally just stuck with a "wtfux" face when someone runs a red light into my path, or cuts me off badly, then continue on my way to where I'm going. Been on the recieving end of this "road warrior shit" shit I'm talking about though... Can't say some lanky mcdonnalds worker in a shitted out honda civic threatening you is particularly intimidating, but thast not the point

**James Deuce** · 16th October 2009, 21:22

Nah, wouldn't worry. He's not getting any.

**wbks** · 16th October 2009, 21:23

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Nah, wouldn't worry. He's not getting any.

one way of looking at it

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 16th October 2009, 21:24

Originally Posted by wbks

wtf?...

We are all to impatient

**wbks** · 16th October 2009, 21:26

Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ

We are all to impatient

Yea but even people who are in no rush, even windowshopping will go off their nut if someone gets too close... Joyriding on a motorway when a truck merges into their lane for example, they stop the laid back routine and jump out of the car at the next red light to puff their chests up and try opening the truckers door... Yes that is a real example

**PrincessBandit** · 16th October 2009, 21:27

Originally Posted by James Deuce

I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not, go at it like slappers for a couple of years while they're at school, start playing hard to get (I think it's part of the healing process) once they've left school, then by the time they've settled into a along term "relationship" him who is putting up with her isn't getting any anymore and consequently gives everyone gyp from the shelter of the only little box where he feels secure.

Three words for you...... suck my strap-on.

**Insanity_rules** · 16th October 2009, 21:27

Yeah theres lots of agro out there. I think we all need to take a deep breath.

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Three words for you...... suck my strap-on.

You have a stap-on????

**wbks** · 16th October 2009, 21:28

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Three words for you...... suck my strap-on.

lol...
Fukin weirdos out there on the road

**PrincessBandit** · 16th October 2009, 21:35

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Yeah theres lots of agro out there. I think we all need to take a deep breath.

You have a stap-on????

Mwahahahaha, wouldn't you like to know?

Tongue in cheek (yeah tongue) in grumpy bums gripe at us hot kiwi chicks. (Luffs ya really JD). I just couldn't bring myself to completely steal my brothers classic reply....