I fucking hate driving cars...

[Fatt Max]

Hold the Waaaaaaaammmbulance.....just for now anyway,

OK, so I was lucky enough in these tough times to get a promotion at work, bit of extra folding, senior position and all that bollocks (which, let's face it, means nothing really in the big scheme of things) but I was also given a company car.

Now, that is a noce touch and I am grateful because the new role does invlolve a bit of travel so have been using the thing for work all week. Weather has been shot this week so evening rides have been a bit light but I managed to get out today for a quick roll around the local area....

....and it made me realise how much I fucking hate driving cars....give me the Max Mobile any day, cars suck, fucking hate them, really I do....

Call 0800 MOANING-PRICK any time you like, just had to get that one off the old birds nest

[Grahameeboy]

Harden up...........

[nallac]

yes they do...

[Fatt Max]

Harden up...........

Believe me, I'm trying mate....I dont cry when I drive and I dont listen to ZM...is that Hard enough?

[Pussy]

Listening to the "Morning Rumble" on The Rock radio station will ease the pain a little, Max.
Your car should have a wireless in it

[AllanB]

YA moaning prick .......


Actually I quite like them. They certainly have a useful place in my life - load them up with all types of crap and if you have even more crap you can pop a trailer on the back.
Them there is air-con in the summer and the heater in the winter.

Plus the more you drive one the better the weekend motorcycle ride is

Plus I'd really like a rat rod.

[Fatt Max]

Listening to the "Morning Rumble" on The Rock radio station will ease the pain a little, Max.
Your car should have a wireless in it

Must admit, I do like Leah, Bryce, Paul and Rog in the morning, funny bastards.....and I have been blasting out a few CD's while on the road, Ace of Spades is getting a good airing at the moment as well as some blues music....

But you cant beat the bike I'm afraid....

[Fatt Max]

YA moaning prick .......


Plus the more you drive one the better the weekend motorcycle ride is

.

Ahhh, wisdom, never thought of that, mind you today was a fine example

Fuck me gently, I'm enjoying this lads.....

[YellowDog]

It's the moronic queues of traffic to get on the motorway that I miss most (NOT)!

[Pumba]

You have every right to bitch. The bike has sat in my shed for 3 weeks now (working in Whangarei, leave Monday back Friday) finally got out on it today for a quick spin round the block and it just reminded me how shit it is traveling by car

[Fatt Max]

You have every right to bitch. The bike has sat in my shed for 3 weeks now (working in Whangarei, leave Monday back Friday) finally got out on it today for a quick spin round the block and it just reminded me how shit it is traveling by car

Thats the story mate, drives you frikken insane after a while...double worse for you my man cos you get your arse in the track as well....

[ready4whatever]

If you drive the right car its nice. (me anyway) .just like how some bikes make you wanna cry

[Grahameeboy]

It's the moronic queues of traffic to get on the motorway that I miss most (NOT)!

What queues............I don't miss London traffic though....

[StoneY]

Been out twice on the ST today, and once in the cage

I like my cage....but a LOVE my bikes
I enjoy driving, riding, cycling, skating...if it has rolling wheels i enjoy it
I enjoyed operating the wee crane we had at work when I was a youngster labouring on a building site many moons ago....

But Max, I hear ya bro not everyone's kettle huh?

[Dean]

What queues............I don't miss London traffic though....

Fook me, One time I was driving to pick up a pack of fags yeah and I saw a lady yeah and I was like "show us ya muff luv'. Fooken 'ell she went of it. Got my packet of crisps an this tit tot shit wont give me my pack of fags so I was like give em to me Fookin neooww. Then the chav was like 'wats your name bruv where you from bruv' 'Ya fookin mothers muff' I replied.