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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Why would I want to ask those Orcland latte sipping lycra clad faggots anything?
    Because, when it comes to Cantabrian latte sipping lycra clad faggots, they're qualified to judge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Do you not understand the difference between a Motorcycle and a Bicycle?
    I don't give a fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I don't give a fuck
    With an attitude like that you shouldn't even be allowed on the road
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    they can keep their cars off my fucking road.
    You[r] road?
    Metaphorically speaking, yes.

    You missed off the important bit:

    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    So if bicycle riders with cars want to pretend they are paying for their bike lanes with their cars fees, ...
    My point was just that if they think their car fees are paying for their cycle lanes, then presumably their car fees are not paying for the roads. So "get off 'em"!

    Given those bike riders are in no way paying fully for their cycle lanes (and they don't pay a bloody levy to ACC either), they should remember they are being subsidised.


    I'm actually all for cycle lanes being built and I don't mind some of my fees going towards them. I don't even care that some of the various fees and taxes I pay support the commuter trains too. It all gets cars off the road. That's in my favour too. [And I understand that in a reasonable civilised society, the collective does sometimes help pay for the minorities.]

    (I'm also getting to be a fat bastard, and I should start riding a bike again. (I'll still be a bastard)).



    (P.S. It's also fair to note that in a parallel to the cyclists claim that their car fees pay for cycle lanes; it would be nice if ACC acknowledged that many motorcycle owners also own cars, and are therefore part of the car "subsidy" of motorcycles...)
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    Does anyone have any figures on where the cycle lane funding actually comes from?
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    In my case, I had to get off my chair to access them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    In my case, I had to get off my chair to access them.
    Smart arse, I have been looking
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molly View Post
    Was going to tell you a tale of an aggressive, foul-mouthed, arsehole on a push bike in Christchurch today but I can't be frigged. You know what they can be like.

    Anyway, I did end my conversation with him by just saying: "Oh, and pay some bloody ACC".
    ALL cyclists are wankers.

    Did I say that out loud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    ALL cyclists are wankers.

    Did I say that out loud?
    Please don't lump all wankers and cyclists together. I don't ride a push bike!

    Damn can everyone read this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    ALL cyclists are wankers.

    Did I say that out loud?
    Puts them right up there with Harley riders then (cept for Scumdog cause he's special)
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Smart arse, ...
    It is.




    (That's where I meant I got my figures - my arse.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Puts them right up there with Harley riders then (cept for Scumdog cause he's special)
    Don't tell me; you own a bicycle?

    And yes, Scumbalina IS special, pronounced 'mmthpyeshul'.

    Anyway, back to the fight with ACC............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth123 View Post
    Please don't lump all wankers and cyclists together. I don't ride a push bike!

    Damn can everyone read this?
    Aha, a levy on masturbation next. That should 'pull' in a few dollars.

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    If you have not experienced the Christchurch cycle pack mentality then sorry you cannot comprehend the arrogance often shown to other road users buy these people.

    It often amazes me, as there a groups of 40 plus year old adults who drive home in their BMW's etc obeying all road rules, then put on their cycle gear and become arse-wipes(TM).

    I am surprise more are not killed every year.

    And yes I am sure the same applies to some motorcyclists....... but not me OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post

    I am surprise more are not killed every year.
    Perhaps if more did get hit and injured, not killed, we don't want anyone to die, then they might figure out how to ride sensibly down a road. At least scooter riders stick to the side of the road when they know they can't do the speed limit.

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