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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    He should try for a job as a PR man
    For WHO ?????

    Only the Mormon few would have him .... he keeps asking everyone to suck his cock ....

    I guess ...... if you ask enough people .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    The moderators on this site are full of fucking shit.

    Fuck them all with a pitchfork.

    Peace out.
    That's not the mods bro' you just bin looking in the mirror again but the alzheimers took hold and you forgot it was you.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Patience. We're too busy fucking ourselves with pitchforks.
    Now thats kind of just buggered any sweet dreams I had planned for tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    The moderators on this site are full of fucking shit.

    Fuck them all with a pitchfork.

    Peace out.
    Here is a thought. Just sprang to mind....ummmmm...leave the site...ummmmm dont post no more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Now thats kind of just buggered any sweet dreams I had planned for tonight
    You think you've got problems - I'm out of KY Jelly...
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    You think you've got problems - I'm out of KY Jelly...
    Lick it instead.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    You think you've got problems - I'm out of KY Jelly...
    Vaseline. It'll stop the pitchfork rusting too.

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by cs363 View Post
    Vaseline. It'll stop the pitchfork rusting too.
    Used engine oil is even better. Why waste it?
    There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    Used engine oil is even better. Why waste it?
    He may have sensitive skin, Vaseline negates the use of a barrier cream...

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

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    Major mistake in your thinking Katman.

    - You're expecting the Mods to be scrupulously fair whilst they put up with you abusing everyone left, right and centre, month after month; even if your heart is in the right place a lot of the time.

    - KB is NOT a democracy.

    - As an ex-mod, I know the shit that has to put up with day after day by some of the morons on this site. I think the Mods show incredible restraint

    - You're a sad bastard for even bothering to post that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird View Post
    Major mistake in your thinking Katman.

    - You're expecting the Mods to be scrupulously fair whilst they put up with you abusing everyone left, right and centre, month after month; even if your heart is in the right place a lot of the time.

    - KB is NOT a democracy.

    - As an ex-mod, I know the shit that has to put up with day after day by some of the morons on this site. I think the Mods show incredible restraint

    - You're a sad bastard for even bothering to post that
    +1 in essence, all good points. There will always be personality clashes though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Patience. We're too busy fucking ourselves with pitchforks.
    Hitcher'd told me he'd stopped doing that. I'll have to organise the counselling again.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    The moderators on this site are full of fucking shit.


    I'm thinking about taking up a collection to fund fitting one of those disabling devices that detects breath alcohol levels to Katman's computer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Here is a thought. Just sprang to mind....ummmmm...leave the site...ummmmm dont post no more?
    Why?

    Is it because you don't like the fact that I'm starting to get the impression that there's a few egos getting carried away with themselves?

    Rather than waiting till after Wednesdays meeting Ixion goes shooting his mouth off calling a member of parliament, who we will be relying on for support, a bint.

    If that's the sort of figurehead we're placing our faith in I don't like our chances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post

    If that's the sort of figurehead we're placing our faith in I don't like our chances.
    Could be worse mate. If people placed their faith in you, just imagine how screwed we would be....
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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