Induce lucid dreams

[Rodney007]

I concur, I've given up smoking now but whilst on those patches I often forgot to remove them and boy did I have some crazy realistic dreams.

My memory is pretty poked but the one that stands out is circumnavigating NZ on a quad bike, four of us on one bike,two of whom are actually dead but hey they were enjoying the trip

I distinctly remember getting stuck in a ravine in Otago and having several bikini clad lovelies push the Quad out the muddy mess, apparently they lived in the bush because lots of Quads had got stuck in the ravine so were they were there to help out, and the bikinis? what better to wear if you're in and out of a muddy hole all day long!

Anyway, silly dream for sure but the point is, I was totally convinced it had transpired and I shot out of bed in the morning to wash the mud off!

Good luck with the quitting.

hahaha had a really good laugh reading that mate... and cheers its going really well!

[vifferman]

i was runing around pack 'n save naked . luckily i had a waterblaster in my pocket
I woke up feeling refreshed,!

Ummm.... errr.....
OK.

[Rodney007]

Ummm.... errr.....
OK.

"dream"

[Marmoot]

To sum it up, last three nights I have experienced..... Intense..... Vivid....dreams....

mmmmmhhhh.......

[Insanity_rules]

Had a few naughty dreams these past two nights. Traced the cause back to toasted cheese sizzler sarnies with HP sauce washed down with a glass of cider.

Both morning's after I fell out of bed and cracked my pyjamas, had to change the sheets with a club hammer this morning.

I think in one of them I was being attended to by The enite Silver Ferns team, with Ruth 'Filthy Bitch' Aitken in a rubber basque slapping my arse cheeks with a wet copy of Kiwirider. Cant remember too much else, only Irene Van Dyk telling me to 'Shoot mun, shoot'. I dont think she is a dyk though cos there was none of that rug munching happening in the background.

The other stickey fest dream was far more simple...my birthday and Sharon Stone jumping naked out of a mince and cheese pie...what a fucking custard fest and no mistake....!!! I think Carver was in there somewhere polishing his helmet but I cant be sure.....

Right, I'm off for a shandy...

As long as its not a shandy of the hand variety!!! I find a red wine and some marinated fetta before bed used to give me the mother of all naughty dreams. My favourite being Lara Bingle, a secluded beach and a bottle of chocolate sauce.

Good luck with the quitting. Smoking hasn't given up on me yet, I'll let ya know when it has.

[Rodney007]

Good luck with the quitting. Smoking hasn't given up on me yet, I'll let ya know when it has.

mmmmm cheeese, cheers m8

[Usarka]

some marinated fetta before bed used to give me the mother of all naughty dreams.

There's some sort of amino acid action in cheese that makes dreams vivid.

I prefer cottage cheese although it tastes like lumpy wet smegma.

[Rodney007]

although it tastes like lumpy wet smegma

whats smegma?

[Chrislost]

It usually goes grand until a goat pops into the lucid induced threesome.

Thats the best part!

Just be thankful its not that homo Borat.

[martybabe]

whats smegma?

Leftovers, memories if you will, evidence of naughtiness enjoyed previously. Oh what a night

[Pixie]

I can vouch for this effect.

When I used patches to stop smoking I had about 3 weeks of totally awesome, lucid dreams.

It's almost worth taking up smoking just to quit again... Nah.

However, as someone else said; It's really tiring having an uneventful, boring dream where you're paying bills, cleaning stuff up, and doing other menial chores.

I like the ones where you're running away from Satan,but it's ok because you know it's a dream