Men should avoid childbirth

[ready4whatever]

Do they mind you taking baling twine in to the delivery suites?

apperently the almighty jesus was born in a barn, so he was probably delivered like a sheep, so why not

[ManDownUnder]

Should I ever be a dad there is no fuckin way that I want to see the mother of my childs vagina being destroyed, by someone who is going to cost me my soul and all of the money I have for the next 18 years.

I'm picking you're a "meat comes from the supermarket" type?

Milk comes in bottles?

[jrandom]

Modern medical science has a lot to answer for, in my opinion.

I had to pay my daughter's optometrist (another) $350 today.

If the doctors had let her die at birth like nature intended, I wouldn't be stuck with the endless bills for propping up the health of a malformed runt.

[YellowDog]

Modern medical science has a lot to answer for, in my opinion.

I had to pay my daughter's optometrist (another) $350 today.

If the doctors had let her die at birth like nature intended, I wouldn't be stuck with the endless bills for propping up the health of a malformed runt.

I'm sure you don't mean that.

Now she's a better size, perhaps you could barbeque her!
(like that guy did with his family pet)

[Mully]

Bart: Dad I am hungry, can we get some takeaway.

Homer: No Bart we can't afford that.

Bart: Dad are we poor.

Homer: Yes we are son.

Homer: And you know why is that son.

Bart: Why?

Homer: Because we have children.

Homer: Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

[gatch]

I'm picking you're a "meat comes from the supermarket" type?

Milk comes in bottles?

HAhaaaa yeah.. Boy in the bubble is me...

[PrincessBandit]

Modern medical science has a lot to answer for, in my opinion.

I had to pay my daughter's optometrist (another) $350 today.

If the doctors had let her die at birth like nature intended, I wouldn't be stuck with the endless bills for propping up the health of a malformed runt.

But some people are just suckers for malformed runts. You're just a big softy, we all know that.

[ManDownUnder]

I had to pay my daughter's optometrist (another) $350 today.

WINJA - zz'at you?

[peasea]

I'm picking you're a "meat comes from the supermarket" type?

Milk comes in bottles?

And an elephant comes in pints, right?

[jrandom]

But some people are just suckers for malformed runts. You're just a big softy, we all know that.

I'm pretty sure that by the time she finds and reads this thread, she'll understand.

[tri boy]

I feel sorry for the Stalk. Must be tremendous stress on his wings/beak.

[Fatt Max]

My mate was in the delivery room when his missus gave birth to twins....

He went mental at her and demanded to know who the other man was....

[mstriumph]

I feel sorry for the Stalk. Must be tremendous stress on his wings/beak.

whilst it IS true that some stalks can end in pregnancy [depends who the stalker is, i guess ] babies are normally delivered by those birds with the big bills

....................that'd be either a gynecologist or a STORK