I am a killer blue mantee
I've gotta find a woman that can put up with me. Its the motorcycling that drives them away, not a fat chance in hell Ill give up bikes for a woman though. Doesnt matter if your scarlett johansenn and you promise to have oiled up thressomes with supermodels for breakfast, lunch and dinner.....wait a sec, in that case maybe the bike would go on hold for a bit.
human
you guys get so serious over shit sometimes..lolz
im mainly fucking round you all need to chill...!!!!!!!!
as I said im sorry for cracking the "fat moose" really wasnt meaning to be stink, I dont judge people like that. but as I was feeling kinda stink at the time I tried to think of something to call her to make me feel better.
and sorry to the girls that took offence from this topic,
Hardcore Biker
THIS IS PERFECTIONOriginally Posted by Morcs
STEVE!
Fuck that shit bro, if she was a fat moose, no problem saying shes a fat moose.
Call a spade a spade! nothing judgemental about that!
mini meeeeeee
Maybe she saw you from a distance, and if you look anything like your avatar you probably scared the shit out of her!
But if you look more like the wee pic in your apology then she'd have been all over you like a rash. (Probably wouldn't have like that much either I'm thinking....) You see, with us women you just can't win.
I lahk to moove eet moove eet...
Katman to steveb64
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
I lol'd.. Just got a sick mental pic of a shadow board of dildos in different size/shape/girth/color configurations.. Like tools in a workshop..That's why it's good to have a healthy supply of spare cocks in your cupboard...never envy any man again!
haaaaaaaaaahaha
The Sharif don't like it!
Think Rodney007 is a chub-chaser deep down
More Cushin' for the Pushin' bro!
-Indy
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Forum whore
Count your blessings. Imagine the payback a person who can act like that gets in life. Probably hugely lacking in confidence & compensates by acting arrogant & self important. You are no doubt wayyyyyyyyy happier in life.
Registered User
Did you get her number by any chance?
I love em big me, cant help it really.....so many flesh folds, so many options....
Registered User
Yeah baby,Maybe she saw you from a distance, and if you look anything like your avatar you probably scared the shit out of her!
But if you look more like the wee pic in your apology then she'd have been all over you like a rash. (Probably wouldn't have like that much either I'm thinking....) You see, with us women you just can't win.
But take it from me, once you've had fat, you will NEVER look back...
human
she was twice my age/size and from what i heard.. freshly smashed oyster = no thanks
Meeeeeeeeeh
LOl..I run a warehouse for a company that wholesales stuff all over new zealand. (just me in the warehouse)
This morning the boss lady comes down to the warehouse with obviously a customer (over-weight female in late 20's) to choose/view some frames off our shelfs,
This isnt un-common and me a being a friendly person always look at them (the customer) to wait for eyecontact for me to greet them and make them feel welcome. (as you do)
This time, this lady walks straight down the stairs and comes close to me next to the boss to get a tray to put picked frames into, the whole time im looking at her waiting for some eyecontact. Acting as if I didnt exist or I had of done something to her, yet she remained very talky-and chatty with the boss lady.
They choosed some frames and then came near me to a packing bench and she seemed to purposely put her back toward me and remain very talkative to the boss lady, it felt rude... I over-heard her say something about her baby, which means shes probably got a partner and Isnt lesbian. (first thought)
As they walked off and started walking back up the stairs the boss lady Said "rod I need to get you to pick 150 things for one of the reps sample packs" straight after a loud " HEHhhh " came from this woman(as if HAHA you got to pick heaps of stuff) I continued to look at her waiting for a lock of eye-contact. She seemed to be looking at the ground infront of me.
I said sure thats no problem at all to the boss as this request was nothing un-common.
What the fuck is going through some womans heads? I feel really sorry for them. If she was at least hot, that would be kinda of okay, but given that she was a fat-moose MADE NO SENSE.
GIRLS ARE FU*KED!!!!!!!!!!
***SORRY TO ALL WHO TOOK OFFENCE FROM THIS, DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND***
Cool story mate
LOl again.
e mare libertas
Don't be such a fucking pussy! Jesus.
It was a good story. You painted the picture well. We all know the truth of such occasional behaviour in women.
Them as criticise you for it or take offense will almost certainly tend toward insecure man-hating fatmooseness themselves.
Heh. Fatmoose. New word.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
human
yeah well some ppl on this forum have a cry when there hear bad words or nasty things...
thought id say sorry to those pplz,
Fair weather rider
I had a similar experience when taking my cat to the vet with my partner. We would both be asking questions but the male vet only addressed my partner or made eye contact with him. Even if I asked a question the vet would reply with an answer to Gareth. And this happened 3 times with different vets!! WTF??
So Rod it's not just women, people are fucked up on an individual basis.
Best to ignore it my friend.
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