Comedy gold!

**SARGE** · 21st October 2009, 19:08

watching a program on Prime right now called " CAN FAT TEENS HUNT"

now the funny part is the premise .. send 15 morbidly obese British teens into Borneo to live with a tribe of 'FORMER' CANNIBALS.. ok ... im interested ..

first scene in the house is the ritual killing of a wild pig and the camera zooms on a dark skinned young man named (wait for it ..) MOHAMED

"Mohamed's Muslim faith prevents him from eating pork" (uh-oh)

at this point im on the floor with tears in my eyes ...i may have to get this on DVD for parties ..

**McJim** · 21st October 2009, 19:22

Watchin' it just now D.

Gosh - I'm not THAT fat am I?

The question must be rhetorical though.....surely....

**gatch** · 21st October 2009, 19:30

Originally Posted by SARGE

now the funny part is the premise .. send 15 morbidly obese British teens into Borneo to live with a tribe of 'FORMER' CANNIBALS.. ok ... im interested ..

Give em a knife and some matches and leave em in Borneo with no cameras around for a month.

They wont be fat when the come back, if at all..

**paddy** · 21st October 2009, 19:31

Two thoughts. One funny, one not so funny:

1) I'm sure the "former" cannibals loved the idea 30 for the price of 15.

2) It's a bit disappointing that the reality TV show is exploiting his faith like that. I'm not Muslim so it doesn't seem a big deal to be - but to him it is probably the foundation of his life. The producers would have known there was going to be a pig and that it would be an issue I'm sure...

**SARGE** · 21st October 2009, 19:32

Originally Posted by paddy

Two thoughts. One funny, one not so funny:

1) I'm sure the "former" cannibals loved the idea 30 for the price of 15.

2) The producers would have known there was going to be a pig and that it would be an issue I'm sure...

so which one is the funny one ?

**Trudes** · 21st October 2009, 19:34

FFS I haven't heard so much pissing and moaning since last Thursday!!

**SARGE** · 21st October 2009, 20:09

Originally Posted by Trudes

FFS I haven't heard so much pissing and moaning since last Thursday!!

buncha fat pommy kids over for supper?

**Laava** · 21st October 2009, 20:29

If they are hungry enough he will eat it. I was on a long safari in africa and after a while you will eat anything. We had an american jew on board and was a delight to see him tearing into spit roasted pork with the other 3 vegetarians on board!

**SARGE** · 21st October 2009, 20:32

Originally Posted by Laava

If they are hungry enough he will eat it. I was on a long safari in africa and after a while you will eat anything. We had an american jew on board and was a delight to see him tearing into spit roasted pork with the other 3 vegetarians on board!

so much for rock solid principals huh?

**SS90** · 21st October 2009, 20:37

Originally Posted by Laava

If they are hungry enough he will eat it. I was on a long safari in africa and after a while you will eat anything. We had an american jew on board and was a delight to see him tearing into spit roasted pork with the other 3 vegetarians on board!

Pah, then he wasn't really a Jew, and they weren't "real" vegetarians...........

My girlfriend would die before she consumed the flesh of an animal. (mumble mumble)

**SARGE** · 21st October 2009, 20:40

Originally Posted by SS90

Pah, then he wasn't really a Jew, and they weren't "real" vegetarians...........

My girlfriend would die before she consumed the flesh of an animal. (mumble mumble)

have you ever went to the supermarket or Bunnings by yourself and get that "*sniff* .. you smell like murder.."

yea .. ive dated a vege-nazi.. fed me a Soy Burger once and i threw her out on her hippy ass

**Conquiztador** · 21st October 2009, 20:43

Many years ago I flatted with 3 vegetarians in Ponsonby.
They smoke dope I drink JD.
They make plates with rabbit food I make stew that I store in the fridge.

I come home on Sunday mornings and look forward to my stew. But it's all gone. Munchies...

**SARGE** · 21st October 2009, 20:46

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

Many years ago I flatted with 3 vegetarians in Ponsonby.
They smoke dope I drink JD.
They make plates with rabbit food I make stew that I store in the fridge.

I come home on Sunday mornings and look forward to my stew. But it's all gone. Munchies...

my former g/f ( MANY MANY YEARS AGO) chucked some mash of green shit on my plate once ..

"this aint food .. its what FOOD EATS!"