It would seem my balls are this close to the bandsaw; damn, shudnt have pissed off those bikers.
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It would seem my balls are this close to the bandsaw; damn, shudnt have pissed off those bikers.
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Trainer wheels optional
Not another defamation case.
"channellling the Pleideans"
my cock is only this big, it'll hardly hurt when I give bikers a good reaming.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Forum whore
1/ At the public enquiry after the fees are abandoned - "Yes, I now acknowledge the statistics were full of errors but I have a pile of statistics this thick and I don't know which page I got them from"
2/ Captain Hook explains benefits of new motorcycle fee.
3/ After consulting a body language expert Nick mastered the art of pointing unoffensively.
4/ "I only had one drink officer. This much."
5/ "No I can't put this finger down. I haven't washed it yet and I don't want it touching the others."
6/ Nick was well known for acting like a child. the other day he did the "L" for Loser sign when another member spoke and today it "C" for .....
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle
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Come warm yourself by the fire
Today's bikes are too powerful.
I used to ride my trusty Zundapp like this and I never got hurt.
Dickens Cider
It was reported today that Nick Smith, Minister of ACC has been diagnosed with a serious case of Occupational Overuse Syndrome for doing nothing but shoving his fingers up his arse!!
No body move... I dropped my brain
The instructions are simple...
Or....Originally Posted by Stirts
I've managed to stretch it this much, so far. One day...my fist.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Dickens Cider
His goal..... to be the biggest arsehole in Parliment!!
No body move... I dropped my brain
Forum whore
But John I'm only going to sell...........this much.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Forum whore
I know it will only make this much difference, but don't tell them that.
Look how sticky my bogeys are!
I use the crab hold to carry the missus home from the pub.
Hardcore Biker
That's not true - my penis is this big.
Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in
Smarty pants... since ages ago
I came this close to telling my mummy on you bikers ...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Bored Room
" This according to our ACC Statistics is 16% of 600cc x $70."
salty dog
My penis is this big,
I am the biggest Dick.....
Dick Smith.....
Not Nick
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
Rest In Peace
My wife is so ugly I need this many viagra tablets stacked on top to get it up.
I think I know this much about bikes and accidents.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
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