Woo hoo... UFOs!

[XTC]

Gotta be!!
Where else would wimmen have come from??????

[Riff Raff]

Who has been on the end of an alien anal probe?

Well when I was abducted by aliens they were about to do the anal probe thing - luckily I had eaten a curry beforehand so I had a really good fart brewing - the stench was too much for them. I was quickly teleported back to Earth and they vowed and declared they would never return to this part of the Solar System. Bastards could have dropped me back where they picked me up from tho.

[GSVR]

I used to believe in UFOs but after a few years of therapy I now realize that theres no such thing and I was just mental after taking too much unprescribed medication.

[Motu]

I've never analy probed a human,although we practice with sheep in training...afterwards we sell the leftovers as motorcycle seat covers.I don't know where the bad rep comes from...like,the whole point is to be unobtrusive,infiltrate and observe...laughing out loud is frowned apon.I've enjoyed my stay here,once I get my ship repaired (at Pick A Part disguised as a Nissan Homy van) and get back home I'll tell all my mates to come here for a visit.

[TonyB]

Years ago I was out in a paddock on an overcast night when these weird lights started shining on the clouds and moving very rapidly around. My first thought was that is was just someone shining two or three spotlights on the clouds, but the lighted area didn't appear to get any bigger or smaller (as you would expect) as they scooted around. It looked like the lights were coming from above the clouds. I watched them for a while and just couldn't figure it out, and I will admit it was starting to get a little spooky, so when I got back home I got my dad to come out and have a look. Initially he was stumped as well, but after a while we realised what it was- loaders working at night loading logs for transport. They were working on the top of a hill a couple of k's away and they would have been well above the clouds.
I think most UFO sighting can be explained- people WANT to see UFO's, so when they see something they can't quite figure out, the imagination fills in the details. For example, when I was a kid, my mum, brother and I thought we had spotted a wild deer standing on a terrace some distance away. We a pair of binoculars, so we all had a look, and we were convinced it was a large red deer. I was looking through the binoculars, looking at was was definitely a deer, when my brother pointed out that was much shorter than the fence it was now standing beside, so it had to be a goat. I kid you not, I took another look and suddenly the deer was a goat. I wanted it to be a deer, so thats what I saw. Once it stood next to the fence I guess logic took over.

There has to be other life out there somewhere. A couple of years back they pointed the Hubble Space Telescope at an area of space thought to be pretty much empty. They took a good long exposure and saw hundreds of galaxies, one after the other, disappearing into the distance... each galaxy has millions of stars, so there will be hundreds of thousands of planets. At least ONE of them must have intelligent life on it. The question is, is it possible to travel the vast distances involved? The closest star to us is something like 4.5 light years away. Thats about 42,233,011,200,000 km away

[flyin]

- people WANT to see UFO's, so when they see something they can't quite figure out, the imagination fills in the details

hmmmm very good points you all make...... Hows about the theory that the universe and everything is meerly a hologram of what we "want" to see, -what our minds create for ourselves as reality, and as there are so many people seeing what they are told, and made to see and or believe most see the same things.... sure there are trillions of other galaxies lightyears away.... thats what the scientists wanted to see in their expensive telescopes though isnt it........

[Paul in NZ]

I totally agree with TonyB

There is something about the human condition that needs to have company (or competition) and the most mundane phenomenon (ok I can't spell) are assigned outrageous properties... After all, I'll bet a few significant religions started out this way... (the desire for company and the other thing I can't spell)

The thought that we are really all alone in the universe is just too much to stand for most people (usually the ones stuffing the planet) so we invent things...

However, that in itself does NOT mean alien life does not exist. If it does exist and presumably possesses the ability to navigate / cross the universe then detecting other life forms and hiding from them would be pretty easy. Who knows, the ones we do see are probably just members of the Intergalactic Antique Flying Saucer Clup on their annual Polbobnick F5 to Giblinork T3 rally... Or maybe boy racer frat boys (with defective cloaking devices) on their scavenger hunt (blue green planet 3rd from the sun, pick up one anus).

If they are real (and I personally know 2 people of modest and sober temperament that can recount a strange experience) then they really don't want to talk to us. So I tend not to worry about it..

Cheers

[Paul in NZ]

I didn't know males had box's ...

'couse we do... Boxes for playin' cricket, watching rugby from and getting shoes from.

[TonyB]

Who knows, the ones we do see are probably just members of the Intergalactic Antique Flying Saucer Clup on their annual Polbobnick F5 to Giblinork T3 rally... Or maybe boy racer frat boys (with defective cloaking devices) on their scavenger hunt (blue green planet 3rd from the sun, pick up one anus).

Isn't it interesting that unexplained events and phenomena(?) are no longer attributed to the actions of Gods- now it's aliens! Take the pyramids- some otherwise intelligent people are convinced that they are the work of aliens, as they can't see how humans could have built such massive structures so accurately from stone over 2000 years ago. Is it so hard to believe that we might have been more resourceful and intelligent then than we are now? Plus it's amazing what you can do with a massive expendable workforce...

[Lou Girardin]

Only thing out there with lights is the HP !! But I have heard that they have some flash radar gear that fell off an intergalactic visitor driving a maxima !!

They don't officially do anal probes, though I'm sure some would like it , they do wallet probes instead. They've got really good at it too.

[flyin]

Who knows, the ones we do see are probably just members of the Intergalactic Antique Flying Saucer Clup on their annual Polbobnick F5 to Giblinork T3 rally... Or maybe boy racer frat boys (with defective cloaking devices) on their scavenger hunt (blue green planet 3rd from the sun, pick up one anus).

Cheers

Goes a long way for explaining Crop Circles..... Bored trippy extra terrestrials making some simmetrical, some random, HUGE patterns in the grass..... UFO Graffiti???

[Waylander]

However, that in itself does NOT mean alien life does not exist. If it does exist and presumably possesses the ability to navigate / cross the universe then detecting other life forms and hiding from them would be pretty easy. Who knows, the ones we do see are probably just members of the Intergalactic Antique Flying Saucer Clup on their annual Polbobnick F5 to Giblinork T3 rally... Or maybe boy racer frat boys (with defective cloaking devices) on their scavenger hunt (blue green planet 3rd from the sun, pick up one anus).

How would you explain the statues on Easter Island? Yes we know they were built by man but what were the faces based on?

I can see how you'r explainantion of people seeing what they want to believe. The pictures below could either be light and shadow playing funny games but why does the face look so much like the Island statues?
Apparently this no longer exhists. Hmm I'll have to dig up an explaination of that.

Here is the pyrimid and a "city" that is in the same area. Someone took measurements off of it in relation to the face and the "city". Anyway how would you eplain the perfectly straight edges of it?

Read a book once that tied the whole Atlantian civalization into all of this that I thought was pretty cool. It's the Area 51 series by Robert Doherty. There may well be a perfectly logical explaintation for all this but the fictional ones are so much more fun. And I would rather have fun than have everythin based on logic and reason.

[Paul in NZ]

Goes a long way for explaining Crop Circles..... Bored trippy extra terrestrials making some simmetrical, some random, HUGE patterns in the grass..... UFO Graffiti???

Crop circles are no less inexplicable than the current trend in odd 'tribal' tattoo's are among the trendy and non tribal... In fact they may be the inspiration...

[Paul in NZ]

Isn't it interesting that unexplained events and phenomena(?) are no longer attributed to the actions of Gods- now it's aliens! Take the pyramids- some otherwise intelligent people are convinced that they are the work of aliens, as they can't see how humans could have built such massive structures so accurately from stone over 2000 years ago. Is it so hard to believe that we might have been more resourceful and intelligent then than we are now? Plus it's amazing what you can do with a massive expendable workforce...

Yes. Since we all like to think we are exceptional (despite evidence to the contrary) anything cleverer than we can manage MUST be the work of either a God (chose one of your choice), a Devil, or an Alien...

What people forget is determination. We are all so damn selfish these days we have forgotten what can be done by a large group with a common goal and a clever organiser..

Cheers

[Paul in NZ]

How would you explain the statues on Easter Island? Yes we know they were built by man but what were the faces based on?

I can see how you'r explainantion of people seeing what they want to believe. The pictures below could either be light and shadow playing funny games but why does the face look so much like the Island statues?

Apparently this no longer exhists. Hmm I'll have to dig up an explaination of that.

Here is the pyrimid and a "city" that is in the same area. Someone took measurements off of it in relation to the face and the "city". Anyway how would you eplain the perfectly straight edges of it?

Read a book once that tied the whole Atlantian civalization into all of this that I thought was pretty cool. It's the Area 51 series by Robert Doherty. There may well be a perfectly logical explaintation for all this but the fictional ones are so much more fun. And I would rather have fun than have everythin based on logic and reason.

Yes there are pefectly logical explanations for all these things but you are still having fun so there is no need to ruin it...

However.... Next time you watch one of your beloved asian cartoons ask yourself what odd race of aliens their faces were based on?

Cheers