View Poll Results: Do you believe in UFOs?

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  • Bugger off. It's a crock.

    8 17.39%
  • Of course. Where would we have come from otherwise!

    4 8.70%
  • Yes, I've seen the lights

    9 19.57%
  • Yes, I've been anally probed... And I liked it

    5 10.87%
  • The truth is out there.

    27 58.70%
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Thread: Woo hoo... UFOs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard_draken
    How would you explain the statues on Easter Island? Yes we know they were built by man but what were the faces based on?
    Their Mother-in-Laws?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard_draken
    How would you explain the statues on Easter Island? Yes we know they were built by man but what were the faces based on?
    What did Picaso base his faces on? It's an artistic representation of the human form. Same as the way cave paintings show very detailed animals and weird looking humans.

    But, then there's this, which does make you think...
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    Hmm, should have thought of the artistic side of it, And that link was very interesting TonyB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB
    What did Picaso base his faces on? It's an artistic representation of the human form. Same as the way cave paintings show very detailed animals and weird looking humans.

    But, then there's this, which does make you think...
    You cannot be Sirious... (boom tish)

    Hmm!

    http://www.crystalinks.com/dogon.html

    Interesting... But people did realise that the other star was there a long while back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Their Mother-in-Laws?
    Their mothers-in-law. Eh Hitcher
    Reality is an illusion encouraged by consensus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainbow Wizard
    Their mothers-in-law. Eh Hitcher
    It's not surprising that most people have trouble with this one. A plurality of mothers-in-law is too awful to contemplate...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
    I didn't know males had box's ...
    You make me laugh Slip. Used to know a lady who had your sense of humour many years ago. Sometimes wonder where she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeL
    It's not surprising that most people have trouble with this one. A plurality of mothers-in-law is too awful to contemplate...
    Might have something to do with bigamy or is it bugger me, either way with two mothers' in law you're in the shit.

    Good to see you back MikeL

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    If it flies, with or without lights, and you don't know what it is - it's a UFO surely?

    Anyway - brother in laws wedding the Cotswolds UK circa 1995. Fine summers evening, a table full of beer and wine laden guests, myself and Ms Biff included. A very bright cylindrical shaped object flew at great speed from the horizon at an angle up towards the heavens. Pretty much everyone at the table saw it.......??????

    Do other life forms exists in this universe? Well mathematically the chances of life-forms existing on another planet are very strong. In fact if you do the maths, there's more chance of there being some sort of life than not, even if they are only amoebas. With a universe the size of ours, and with many planets and galaxy's far older than ours, logic dictates that there's something out there. Although the chances of it being within travelling distance is unlikely. Even if they were riding R1's or Gixxers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    If it flies, with or without lights, and you don't know what it is - it's a UFO surely?
    Exactly right - that's a good definition of a "UFO", but people get so caught up in the aliens routine...conditioned by Hollywood!

    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    Anyway - brother in laws wedding the Cotswolds UK circa 1995. Fine summers evening, a table full of beer and wine laden guests, myself and Ms Biff included. A very bright cylinderical shaped object flew at great speed from the horizon at an angle up towards the heavens. Pretty much everyone at the table saw it.......??????
    Well according to a number of individuals on here Biff, either that was a figment of your imagination or you were just too drunk! I for one believe you and your friends saw some 'mysterious airborne entity' mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Well according to a number of individuals on here Biff, either that was a figment of your imagination or you were just too drunk! I for one believe you and your friends saw some 'mysterious airborne entity' mate.
    Don't ya just love mass halucimacations............

    Not saying there were little green persons (just being PC) on board - but the object flew and I haven't the froggiest what it was. That's a UFO by my definition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB
    The closest star to us is something like 4.5 light years away. Thats about 42,233,011,200,000 km away
    At the galactic equivalent of "max boost" probably not too long.

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    Well on a serious note I can recall as a youngster (6 or 7 years old?) one summers night pitch dark and I saw these specks of light hight up in the sky zig zagging, turning in eliptical configurations, darting in straight lines then abrubtly changing directions. I was so young that UFO did not even come into the equation, hell I'd never heard of a UFO flying saucer or whatever. I just looked up at at these moving specks of light until I got bored and a stiff neck. It wasn't until years later when I started to read of other peoples descriptions of UFO's that it dawned on me that 'perhaps' that was what I had seen. I don't even recall telling anyone about them, not for fear of ridicule but becasue I was so young I thought this was normal. Now I don't know what I saw but it sure as hell was not digger lights.

    Now we may be the only inhabited planet...........ever........ and if we are just imagine where mankind can go in an empty galaxy, universe or whatever. But life has an amazing ability to develop in many many different 'eco systems' and given the 'adaptibility of life' I find that the concept of alien life plausable and equally plausible is the concepts of intelligent alian life.

    It just seems paradoxical that planet Earth teems with life and the universe and galaxies are entirely devoid of it.

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    Oh, crap! This just in, according to the Indian newspaper "India Daily" Russia and the USA have joined forces to fight against UFOs over Antarctica!

    It must be true!

    http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/2310.asp
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