Sadly when all the rest of the world changed over to Anime, Spank was left behind!
Sadly when all the rest of the world changed over to Anime, Spank was left behind!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
'Holy shit! Something Asian and pink that I don't like!
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
Fark!How much did I have to drink last night.....
Not quite what I had in mind when I asked the boys to Pimp My Ride![]()
Sccoter: Don't I look like a yamaha posta?
See the burbon there playin tricks on yah!
Ducati wanna be like me, neva!
you wont find a bike thats ever better!
I make yah hot as las vegas wetha!
I'm not a suzuki but i can give yah what yah want!
I love all gays and ill give you what you want,
love the way my seat go wahwoo wahwoo wahwoo,
keep yah ass on my wahwoo wahwoo wahwoo!
you think you can handle this ka donka donk donk,
put my key in and my motor go woooooo!
Put me on the track so yah see what i can do!
SpankMe: What the fuck!?
No no no this ride specifically said bull dykes not bear dykes!
See the new cuddle me honda, at your local honda dealer.
Dare ya to ride bitch on that bad boy.
All the bear all the time.
When I was told I was going to see a parade of bare (bear) riders this isn't what I pictured.
Steve Crowes parades are slipping.
Last edited by Insanity_rules; 27th October 2009 at 20:20. Reason: Named the wrong Crowe
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"Meh - been there, done that..."
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Pete the pervert broke out into a sweat of anticipation when his two new rides were delivered.
"Your place or mine?"
-Indy
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"Aw.... come on, Teddy! It's MY turn now! F'kn hurry up, willya!!"
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
spank me knew there would be no turning back now.....
"Sarge ... is this the mascot for the militant arm of Kiwibiker you were talking about?"
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
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