Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Bugger, I forgot the stomach, what's up with that! I don't think I eat much, I exercise regularly, I hardly drink, yet I can sit there contemplating life and the lotto and I can literally watch my bloody belly grow in front of my eyes!
I bought a brand new pair of leathers earlier this year, the first proper pair of leather trousers I've ever owned, I was so pleased with them. A couple of months down the road and I just cannot get them on. Leather never used to shrink form what I remember therefore I have turned into a fat bastard whilst asleep,
It simply isn't fair and I blame ACC, I wasn't fat before they proposed the increases, BASTARDS!
Oh bugger
Spending too much time on computers me thinks!! Stay away from KB! I got my distance glasses from specsavers for $139 - $60 for the eyetest and $79 for the glasses - just the absolute basics as i only wear them riding the motorbike (especially at night) and watching rugby.
Quote Jan 2020 Posted by Katman
Life would be so much easier if you addressed questions with a simple answer.
You know you're getting old when you go to brush the hair out ya eyes ....... and it's ya eyebrows !!!
The first time the hair dresser trimmed my ear hair was a shock - shit I'm getting old and hair is growing out of every orifice - but getting thinner on top.
I remind myself I'm getting older every time I hear myself saying all those annoying things my dad use to say to me, and people say I have more patience now days, but actually I just don't care anymore.
Getting older also means;
when I'm on holiday I tend to run out of energy before I run out of money
I don't bother trying to hold my stomach in anymore no matter who walks in the room
I'm really proud of my lawn mower, and how easy it is to start - it's funny how age changes your perspective on things - velcro is becoming cool
Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on
Age is a crazy thng...it gets us all in the end.....Sometimes old age is a good thng....Take my nana for example, She is 97 years old, physically fit, Still has an amazing head of hair but sadly the mind has long gone BUT she lives everyday in her own little world be it today or 50 years ago and she's still smiling
DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP
Don't wait for the perfect moment......Take the moment & make it perfect.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.....It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Yeah, I work on a computer all day. I got them specially coated for this type of work and it made a huge difference!
I thought about SpecSavers and cost, but my local Optometrist is a sweety and very caring...She fusses over me and reassures me... Me a softy...? (I know, I'm hard-nosed businessman... My wife calls me Snowtex).
I totally agree with you! LOL!!!
The nice thing about going senile is that you get to do new things every day and meet lovely new people...My wife and I are constantly laughing at each other's absent-mindedness.
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You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
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