I hereby declare myself...

[Dean]

who's been joined by a "wellywood witch" (yes you do look like one in that photo)

Dont call foxzee that short stack! Wheres the respect?

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Her words - not mine Youngbiker16:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=25515 (under tab "about me")

[avgas]

SIR YES SIR!
105th reporting for duty

[Dean]

I see.

What do you teach, im being serious here I have end of year NCEA level 2 exams coming up next week. Studying to pass but having trouble.

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I see.

What do you teach, im being serious here I have end of year NCEA level 2 exams coming up next week. Studying to pass but having trouble.

I don't teach...I give people the learn

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Geez all this teaching is making me hungry - when's interval?

[Dean]

I don't teach...I give people the learn

I would say "give me the learn" but then you would twist it into some violent gay parade. English, Maths help a brutha out! Chuck me a pm, my future is in your hands...wait last time when you told me what your afternoon "priorities" are I take that phrase back.

[geoffc]

Sarge your thread has been highjacked & in the meantime I have been in serious training for active duty. The local blackbirds have provided good practice for my sharpshooting skills with the air-rifle. Why & how they fly away afterwards is a mystery to me. Maybe I didn't pay enough attention to what the teacher 'learned' me but that was an awful looong time ago now. More likely I just need new glasses. Back to the present. What is our first mission Sir? Is it likely to be dangerous Sir? Where do I report for duty Sir? May I stand down from Duty Sir? Yawn. Off now for a quick catnap.

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I see.

What do you teach, im being serious here I have end of year NCEA level 2 exams coming up next week. Studying to pass but having trouble.

OK OK...it's pole dancing - at a private training institution. I think you should stick to your current skillset though - pole smoking

[Dean]

OK OK...it's pole dancing - at a private training institution. I think you should stick to your current skillset though - pole smoking

Pole Dancing eh, at which training institution in the North Shore and what is the lady's name who is running it? Don't even try small fry, I know a stripper at Mustangs who lives next door to me. And the Owner.

I dont smoke tobacco.

[nudemetalz]

Well, I'm going to have to buy a Barrett .50 cal and get some skills in with blowing apart walls.
Then may I be accepted as the KB Militant Newlands Branch Officer?

[Pussy]

If someone has a set of spray booms lying around for an FU 24, I'm quite happy to take responsibility for administering the agent orange.....

[Foxzee]

OK OK...it's pole dancing - at a private training institution

So that explains why you went to bed early the other night to do your "marking" !!!!!!

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So that explains why you went to bed early the other night to do your "marking" !!!!!!

Well done Jessica your powers of deduction are about as good as Deans. Tip: Stick to witchcraft coz a detective / psychic you aint

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What are you like on a pole? Looking at your profile page, maybe I should ask DeangerousBastard