I hereby declare myself...

**Swoop** · 27th October 2009, 08:18

Does the recruitment campaign have the offer of 70 virgins?

Y'know, incentive and all that but without having to wear out your knees praying to imaginary friends five times a day.
Perhaps praying to Japan and Italy, (5x /day) for more and betterer bikes though??

**cc rider** · 27th October 2009, 09:02

I'm only here for the boots

**ready4whatever** · 27th October 2009, 11:15

you want 70 virgins to offer? you wont find them in whakatane, not at highschool or post high school students anyway

**R6_kid:Me** · 27th October 2009, 11:54

Originally Posted by SARGE

Leader of the KiwiBiker Militant Arm...

all hail

TAXI!!!!

10 chars

**StoneY** · 27th October 2009, 11:56

Can I buy a commision like in the old time armies????

Ill pay you 3 stainless steel fairing screws, a valve lifter, and half a paddock stand for my own platoon!

**pzkpfw** · 27th October 2009, 12:35

Can we start the shooting with news readers (and their writers) who call an APC a "tank"?

**imdying** · 27th October 2009, 13:09

KB militant arm? Sweet, we'll all get our keyboards and headsets and head out to battle

**Big Dave** · 27th October 2009, 15:27

Did someone call him a cab?

**gatch** · 27th October 2009, 15:57

I have a target in mind. His POW camp loosely resembles an engineering workshop, his security commander (at the threat of death) "knows nuthink !" when pleaded to for compassion, and is just generally an absolute shitcock...

He does however have a fantastic perm..

ASShole !!

**SARGE** · 27th October 2009, 16:40

Originally Posted by Ixion

Good . A volunteer. So that's settled. Commander, Special Operations.

00OO-RA! SIR!

first dirty trick ... Thursday .. 0945 .. go to the A&E of your choice and sit down in the waiting room .. fill out the ACC form for a splinter .. a blister .. a hair in your eye ..

write on the bottom as to CAUSE OF INJURY: sleeping ..

clog the system .. squeeky wheel .. etc ...

hey .. and you can get a note for work too!!!

**SARGE** · 27th October 2009, 16:42

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

Be interesting to see if this works where your sweet talking has failed in pulling in the chicks...

i got a 6' redhead .... more than enough for one old Marine

**SARGE** · 27th October 2009, 16:44

Originally Posted by ready4whatever

Im in, one stupid cunt though, id make a good suicide bomber. I'd go all kamakazi but the bike wont cause too much carnage i dont think. perhaps somebody should build railway tracks heading straight into the beehive and i'll drive a train into it

someone find this man a petrol tanker and 72 virgins ...