I hereby declare myself...

[Dean]

crawl back up inside and have your mom take you to the States where you can come out and be a citizen ..

No thanks, why not I just fake an American accent and say I originated from California, Long Beach. What kind of "traditional practises" do they play on the newcomer Jarheads?

[SARGE]

sorry kid .. even if you were born n bred.. doubt seriously you'd have what it takes ..

[Dean]

sorry kid .. even if you were born n bred.. doubt seriously you'd have what it takes ..

Permission to speak sargent? I am physically fit, mentally fit, have the warrior gene, committed, dedicated sir.

[short-circuit]

Permission to speak sargent? I am physically fit, mentally fit, have the warrior gene, committed, dedicated sir.

Have some self respect you blowhard worshipper

[Dean]

Have some self respect you blowhard worshipper

Where have you been all this time you cheeky triumph rider? Kinda missed you like a Mobsta misses his bum buddy in Mt eden prison.

[short-circuit]

Kinda missed you like a Mobsta misses his bum buddy in Mt eden prison.

Save it for sarge you sixteen year old semen slurping sycophant

[Dean]

Save it for sarge you sixteen year old semen slurping sycophant

Funny choices of words you used, is that what you think about the kids you teach/tutor in Franklin.

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Funny choices of words you used, is that what you think about the kids you teach/tutor in Franklin.

It's called alliteration..and don't give up your day job Sherlock Holmes

[Dean]

It's called alliteration..and don't give up your day job Sherlock Holmes

Ok Ian, I understand after the shoulder reconstruction/operation you are in a tender process having to wait around 6 weeks for healing. Franklin, Auckland must be nice place in the sun, so you teach physics, chemistry, english?

[SARGE]

Funny choices of words you used, is that what you think about the kids you teach/tutor in Franklin.

oh wow .. a TEACHER .. ???


priceless ...

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oh wow .. a TEACHER .. ???


priceless ...

Yeah - I'm married to Steve Crow and I posed nude for Penthouse recently...oh, and I live in Franklin

[Dean]

Yeah - I'm married to Steve Crow and I posed nude for Penthouse recently...oh, and I live in Franklin

No you are married to Ang.

[SARGE]

Yeah - I'm married to Steve Crow and I posed nude for Penthouse recently...oh, and I live in Franklin

wow .. youre hot .. shame about the fake tits though ..

gosh i hope you dont speel the anti Americanism to the kids ..


fuck-knuckle

[short-circuit]

No you are married to Ang.

How did my undies taste? And did anyone recognise you on Target.

P.S I won't tell Sarge

[short-circuit]

wow .. youre hot .. shame about the fake tits though ..

gosh i hope you dont speel the anti Americanism to the kids ..


fuck-knuckle

You and bum boi make a great couple