Kawasaki, for feck sakes!
Doing some "regular maintiance" on a friend's GPX600F, I think it was a 1994 model. At the same time I'm quickly doing the same maintiance to the super four, that was the easy part. We hit the woes when it came time to oil the throttle cables on the Kawasaki, I could not believe my eyes!
What a farkin blardy stupid throttle assembly. Now I know I could be called nieve, by some peoples' standards, having mostly only owned Honda and never a Kawasaki. But, are all Kawasakis this bloody dense??? In saying this I mean, the Honda was easy, off with the top of the plastic thingamagigee after taking the two bolts out and there is the the cables, nothing else needs to be removed, nothing falls apart and the cables are easily accessable for a wee bit of oiling
. Now the kawasaki, thats a bit different. This bit for one cable clips onto another bit for the other cable and when the top plastic thingamagigee (you know the bit with the kill switch on it- same as both bikes) is removed and then the whole throttle assembly falls apart on the Kawasaki!
OK, so we lube the cables and look at putting the throttle assembly back together and fark me, nothing will fit in place!
Now my mate is starting to get really pissed after a good half a hour and I'm still standing there stunned, due to the relative stupidity of the whole set up. Some how we managed to get it back together and my mate rides off home and consults his workshop manual. It turns out that every time the throttle assembly is disconnected, the carb end works loose and moves, hence making it almost impossible to reconnect at the throttle end.
Whats more the workshop manual makes it clear that the fairing and the tank have to come off when you want to reconnect the cables at the carb end!
All this pissing about, for what is regular maintiance???
Then I take it for a ride, feck thats another story, the antiwhatthefuck, braking: frount brakes! Don't get me started on that, does anyone know how to disconnect it? Its some sort of stupid electrical thingee that was binned after a couple of years when they realised who stupid it was!
All this just left me stunned and thinking, feck I'm glad I like Honda!
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
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