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  1. 26th October 2009, 14:02 #1
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    Female drivers

    Unable to traverse even a single paddock!

    I wonder if the guilty party will own up...

    'Course, the car would have got through fine if it had some racing stripes.



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  2. 26th October 2009, 14:32 #2
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  3. 26th October 2009, 14:41 #3
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  4. 26th October 2009, 15:05 #4
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    Which gives an amazing idea for a prank.
    Imagine buying a gas pump thingamajig off ebay, and sticking it in the gas tank of your lady friend's car...
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  5. 26th October 2009, 15:18 #5
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    whats the big deal a car gets stuck in a soft paddock, i have seen big tough manly 4x4s stuck the same way
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  6. 26th October 2009, 15:24 #6
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    Yeah, but who drives an MX-6 into a paddock?
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  7. 26th October 2009, 15:45 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender EnZed View Post
    Yeah, but who drives an MX-6?
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  8. 26th October 2009, 20:15 #8
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    imagine the person who did that on a bike
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  10. 26th October 2009, 20:18 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    whats the big deal a car gets stuck in a soft paddock, i have seen big tough manly 4x4s stuck the same way
    I have seen the same... 25 years of driving and no accidents on roads... including beachs.. dirt... but I have been tail gated by two too many males... doh...!!! wink
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    I don't quite get the picture. Are they playing tug of war?


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    The car's red, that alone should have given it the speed to get it through the paddock.

    Oh, woman driver?
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    what are they even doing behind a wheel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender EnZed View Post
    Yeah, but who drives an MX-6 into a paddock?
    Its a perfect paddock basher, what are you on about? lol.

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    I don't quite get the picture. Are they playing tug of war?

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    sigh, people with big mouths on here are always the ones with little or no skill.
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