Pasta La Vista
Bored at home with two teenage sons and all got Manflu so the mind was wandering as it often does (and now and then fucks off completely)got to thinking of some crazy, out there band names.When I was in high school there was a local band called Up Uranus which was pretty outrageous for the time.Two of my all time favourites are Big Wheelie and the Hubcaps ,and Buster Hymen and the Swinging Organs.
Anybody able to top those?
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Loud and Uncouth
Mott-the-Hoople??? - what was THAT name about??
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Trying to be a good dog
Evil Priest [Elvis Presley]
The Slits [all girl band]
Churches are monuments to self importance
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
Machine gun fellatio
Bolt Thrower
Sugar Cubes
Budgie
Butt Hole Surfers
Grimes
Psycho Daisies
NEDWN VIII
Toad the Wet Sprocket...fantastic band.
Anarchic Wild Child
Led Zeppelin (Great band ..but think about the name )
Porno for Pyros (yeah yeah )
Def leppard (Deaf?? I mean - come on this is an aural art form )
Limp Bizkit (Limp ??? Come on Rock and Limp simply do not go together)
Chumbawamba (Makes me thing of bubble gum ... or a complex game of who knows what ... "You fancy a game of Chumbawamba?" "Sure, why not.")
Hootie and the Blowfish (I mean fuck what is that ??? )
Pussy Riot (I'm sure that if this girl band didn't piss off Putin and have memebrs in jail the Feminists would lynch them - it's the name for an orgy not a band)
Last edited by Banditbandit; 8th August 2013 at 16:01. Reason: For Maha and his spelling pedantry
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God's Evil Twin
Porno for Pyros
Limp Bizkit
The The
Chumbawamba
!!! (aka Chk-Chk-Chk)
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Abörted Hitler Cöck
Accidental Rape
Admit You're Shit
Anal Blast (w/ their album 'vaginal vempire')
Ass Baboons of Venus
Jesus anal penetration
Anal Cunt
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Skullfckers
We eat Moldy Bloody Tampons
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Moped rider
Named because Paige and Plant were talking and Paige reckoned they would go down like a lead balloonOriginally Posted by Banditbandit
Hardcore Punk
ABBA,
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
Flesh D-Vice
Childrens Hour
The Mars Volta (ya what?)
Southern Death Cult (surely that could be shortened)
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Forum whore
Henrietta Collins and the wife beating baby haters
(Henry Rollins was the front man)
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France
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black cat
Best song name by White Zombie.
'Welcome to planet mother fucker, psychoholic slag.'
One hell of a ride.
Free Beer.
What's on tonight:
Free Beer at the ...... Hotel.
etc etc.
There was also a Big Band in Sydney called the Enormous Horns.
squeal piggy
The Dick thrust blues band... from wellington.. awesome guys!
Hardcore Biker
Heard of "No Eye Deer" ? ...Thort not, twas one of my bands.
Local band " Pretty Wicked Head and The Desperate Men was out there when they were slogging away.
FYI Moot The Hoople was named after a novel about an eccentric that worked in a circus freak show,, similarly Steppenwolf named after the famed Hess novel
In the book I have on John Bonham which I can't be fagged going out for a look, i'm pretty sure it was Keith Moon who said that.Named because Paige and Plant were talking and Paige reckoned they would go down like a lead balloon
Here is a few more ...
http://brightlightsfilm.com/weirdbandnames/
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World whisky day, International whisky day, and Scotch whisky day.
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