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    Be careful about kicking doors. You'll end up like this poor bastard:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10605828

    Millionaire accused of kicking car

    Millionaire businessman Sam Kelt has been charged with disorderly behaviour after allegedly kicking a boy racer's car in Hastings on Monday.

    Kelt, 46, told the Dominion Post the driver had been attempting to run him down and he was astonished to be prosecuted by police.

    He said a group of seven vehicles had sped past him around 10pm. As he crossed the road, headed for McDonald's, another car appeared and veered towards him.

    "I had to jump out of the way to avoid being hit. It did a U-turn then came back toward me and veered at me again. Instinctively, and in self defence, I kicked it. That should tell you how close it was to me. It was incredibly dangerous."

    Kelt will appear in Hastings District Court in December.

    In 2006 Kelt suffered a fractured skull and eyesocket after being punched and kicked by a boy racer in Mt Maunganui.

    He had stepped in front of the attacker's car to protest late night street racing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forest View Post
    Be careful about kicking doors. You'll end up like this poor bastard:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10605828
    Sigh, NZ justice system really is useless, pity the environment is so good, yet the people who run it are just so dumb. Hmm, so do taking down regos work? or the police dont care?

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    Just makes you want to give up on the Justice system doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    If you have the presence of mind, next time she is pulling over to kill you, try knocking on her window.
    I will - with me boot...
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    fish heads LOL
    my 250 doesn't satisfy me anymore, shes just not doing it

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    Programming my gps, adjusting the electric window blinds, even testing to see if the cruise control cancels if I open a door while moving... realising how to operate the lumber support while changing lanes... the last thing I need is a bike being in my blind spot - you know the bit of the world behind right in front of me.
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    Thumbs up The right way to do it

    When preforming a mirrorectomy on a errant cage it is best to use a downward strike with your fist
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