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  1. 19th April 2005, 22:25 #16
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    stop all this talk of spanking........PLEASE.. i have had enough... dam turbo's.....owwwwww..mmmmmmmm
    asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

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    yer...stop all the talk of spanking....... i have a VERY red ............... hand!!!!


    what a ride so far!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by madboy
    Can someone post the pics when finished please.

    And can RR add a response to the correct technique for recovery from a fractured Ego after a mindlessly pointless crash caused entirely by an overly active Ego in the first place?
    Give me 50cc of ego booster shot stat!

    No sorry - you're stuffed. Fractured egos take time to heal .... unless....

    Is there a scar??? Embellish story, show scar, take gullible chick (or guy if that's your fancy) to bed - woohoo instant ego boost.

    In the case of said chick/guy being present at pointless crash, think up something more impressive to show off with... do it right this time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Sunburn - Redness, mild swelling, and pain. Possible blisters. Remove reddened skin with sandpaper. Soak affected area in alcohol.
    I'm generally good on this stuff - can laugh and watch operations on the telly while eating etc..

    but THIS???? This made me wince... oooo NOT GOOD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Are you saying you want to spank me, or you want to be spanked as well????
    ummm....well maybe not you and me....but......oh go on then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Are you saying you want to spank me, or you want to be spanked as well????
    Now I'm really keen to see where this one goes.
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    Stupidity kills people.
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    I love the 1st piece in the concussion bit... but how do you know when they wake up since it will be dark??
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Their latest song is pretty good

    There's my 2 cents, I'll shut up now
    FINALLY!




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    I would hate to be injured around riff
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    Than facing fearful odds
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryhavoc
    FINALLY!




    Ah jeez. I have to start talking now, just to spite him
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Ah jeez. I have to start talking now, just to spite him
    that's what girls say when they want to finish the fight by having the last word..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR
    I would hate to be injured around riff
    ... would that be injured around.. or injured by riff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    that's what girls say when they want to finish the fight by having the last word..
    Are you so insecure about your sexuality that you have to constantly call me a girl buggy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Are you so insecure about your sexuality that you have to constantly call me a girl buggy?
    nope, it's just funny..
    don't worry, I'll only keep it up until I get bored..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    ... would that be injured around.. or injured by riff?
    Neithers very pleasant.

    She's allways trying to "fix" it when she's around.

    Injured by, well that's not too bad usually....
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