Burning Fence Timber?

**dangerous** · 19th April 2005, 19:46

Originally Posted by alarumba

When was burning fence posts part of biking?

General Biker ravings, phff

Yeah I agree...... should be moved, but I cant do it aye.

**RiderInBlack** · 19th April 2005, 19:46

Agee with Dangerous, don't burn tanalised timber. Only use untreated timber for fires, and definitely don't use treated timber for cooking.

**SPman** · 19th April 2005, 19:51

Is it alright to burn my bike in the fireplace?.
Due to circumstances, we have large numbers of old bikes lying around and thought it would be good to eak out the firewood supplies, what with the cold stuff coming on.
Or, would it be OK to use it on a BBQ?

**dangerous** · 19th April 2005, 19:54

Originally Posted by SPman

Is it alright to burn my bike in the fireplace?.
Due to circumstances, we have large numbers of old bikes lying around and thought it would be good to eak out the firewood supplies, what with the cold stuff coming on.
Or, would it be OK to use it on a BBQ?

Ya bloody twit....... its too damn cold for a BBQ now

**Storm** · 19th April 2005, 19:55

eke, dear boy, eke. (I have been changed by knowing Hitcher, I really have)

**Hitcher** · 19th April 2005, 19:57

Originally Posted by WINJA

I GET WOOD FOR FREE IN THE FORM OF PELLETS FROM FACTORYS AND SHOPS USUALLY UNTREATED PINE

I think you'll find that you get your firewood in the form of PALLETS from FACTORIES. PELLETS come out of shotguns and the arseholes of RABBITS.

**SPman** · 19th April 2005, 19:59

Originally Posted by Storm

eke, dear boy, eke. (I have been changed by knowing Hitcher, I really have)

Oops - got confused
Sorry
(slinks off to back room and indulges in confirming, self flagellation)

**SPman** · 19th April 2005, 20:01

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I think you'll find that you get your firewood in the form of PALLETS from FACTORIES. PELLETS come out of shotguns and the arseholes of RABBITS.

No - there are pellets coming from ChCH to feed into wood pellet burning fireplaces - he may actually be right......shudder

**WINJA** · 19th April 2005, 20:03

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I think you'll find that you get your firewood in the form of PALLETS from FACTORIES. PELLETS come out of shotguns and the arseholes of RABBITS.

WHAT ARE YOU A SPELLING COP OR SOMETHING??

**Fart** · 19th April 2005, 20:09

Come on guys, dont turn a firewood threat into WW3. You guys crack me up.

**MikeL** · 19th April 2005, 22:04

Originally Posted by WINJA

WHAT ARE YOU A SPELLING COP OR SOMETHING??

Yes he is, and what's more his powers are about to be vastly increased. I'm sick and tired of people like you abusing the English language with your misplaced apostrophe's erratic punctuation and horendous speling misstakes, so I've had a word with my good friend Helen, who, as it happens, was running out of PC initiatives, so together we've come up with a new scheme which promises to protect sensitive ears and eyes from the sorts of outrage that people like you so callously inflict on them. Hitcher, myself and a select group of like-minded defenders of linguistic purity are to be co-opted into a new quasi-governmental organization to be known as the Authority for Rectification and Statutory Enforcement of Holistic Official Linguistic Excellence. We will have far-reaching powers to enforce new legislation to be enacted shortly. Just a sample of the new provisions:

Misuse of the apostrophe: First offence, $100 fine and 5 demerit points; second offence: $200 fine and 10 demerit points; third offence: hanging, drawing and quartering.

UNNECESSARY CAPITALIZATION: First offence: details to be confirmed, but to get some idea you might like to do a Google search on Vlad the Impaler... (No recidivism is anticipated)

**Gremlin** · 20th April 2005, 01:20

One week of those rules, and we (auck) would have the best traffic by far...

I'll start dreaming of Utopia now... but since you are a government organisation, this "week" would occur in how many years??

Oops, the election is in a few months, so then it'll never happen...

**WINJA** · 20th April 2005, 20:45

Originally Posted by MikeL

Yes he is, and what's more his powers are about to be vastly increased. I'm sick and tired of people like you abusing the English language with your misplaced apostrophe's erratic punctuation and horendous speling misstakes, so I've had a word with my good friend Helen, who, as it happens, was running out of PC initiatives, so together we've come up with a new scheme which promises to protect sensitive ears and eyes from the sorts of outrage that people like you so callously inflict on them. Hitcher, myself and a select group of like-minded defenders of linguistic purity are to be co-opted into a new quasi-governmental organization to be known as the Authority for Rectification and Statutory Enforcement of Holistic Official Linguistic Excellence. We will have far-reaching powers to enforce new legislation to be enacted shortly. Just a sample of the new provisions:

Misuse of the apostrophe: First offence, $100 fine and 5 demerit points; second offence: $200 fine and 10 demerit points; third offence: hanging, drawing and quartering.

UNNECESSARY CAPITALIZATION: First offence: details to be confirmed, but to get some idea you might like to do a Google search on Vlad the Impaler... (No recidivism is anticipated)

AS I SAID B4 I FAILED SCHOOL C ENGLAND, AND I MAY BE WRONG BUT I THINK THE ABOVE HAS SPELLING MISTAKES