Bishop Brian is perfect!

[peasea]

"servicing the king".

ICK, ICK and again, ICK!

[Mikkel]

No problem, can arrange a private war. Or was that civil war?

Let's try something different - how about a criminal war... Oh, bugger just over 6 years too late I suppose.

Destiny Church and Scientology need to be made illegal cults and thrown out of the country. They both thrive on the stupidity of people and have no place in New Zealand society.

Ban religion? Hell no, how the fuck are we to identify all the idiots if we take that away? Currently we don't have to make a census to compile a list in order to determine the level of education within this country.

I'll say it again,any religion which "requires" you to tithe up to 15% of net income IS NOT a religion,no matter what bible crap you spout.And (a tithe) is not like a collection plate getting passed round on Sunday at church.Yes donations are asked for but never expected to be a percentage of income.

Ehrm, I think you have misunderstood the point of religion. It has always been a mechanism to empower the few by controlling and extorting the many. Tithing is at the very fundament of religious practice. Which, incidentally, is why religion if anything hinders spiritual development.

[LilSel]

Fairly sure they all do. Don't most churches ask for 10%?

*shrugs* ... dunno... Is one of the things that disturbs me the most as those of lower socio economic groups will fork out when financially it isn't in the best interests of their family etc... Am not a religious person myself, however have seen & heard of other real churches helping those in need & doing community work & so on, destiny church has been around a wee while now & as above... I haven't seen/heard of them doing anything productive/constructive.... usually its all negative publicity & them doing stupid shit!

[LilSel]

Any church that asks for financial contributions is bent. That's why my church is so good, I only ask for your bike, your drugs and your woman. Two of which you are welcome to come and collect when I've finished with them.

hahahaha

[peasea]

*shrugs* ... dunno... Is one of the things that disturbs me the most as those of lower socio economic groups will fork out when financially it isn't in the best interests of their family etc... Am not a religious person myself, however have seen & heard of other real churches helping those in need & doing community work & so on, destiny church has been around a wee while now & as above... I haven't seen/heard of them doing anything productive/constructive.... usually its all negative publicity & them doing stupid shit!

Like wandering the streets all dressed in black (chanting Zieg Brian!).

How about a remake of the old Monty Python movie? That'd be brill.

[Pussy]

My church sounds fairly reasonable then, doesn't it?


That heathen Crasherfromwayback will have to start drinking decent beer before he's allowed in, but

[SixPackBack]

My church sounds fairly reasonable then, doesn't it?


That heathen Crasherfromwayback will have to start drinking decent beer before he's allowed in, but

PUSSY FOR KING

All kneel heathen scum

[peasea]

My church sounds fairly reasonable then, doesn't it?


That heathen Crasherfromwayback will have to start drinking decent beer before he's allowed in, but

Allowed in butt? Is it a gay church?

[Pussy]

Is it a gay church?

Nope... but we'll take your kind provided you bring your carton of Mac's Gold gratuity

[peasea]

Nope... but we'll take your kind provided you bring your carton of Mac's Gold gratuity

I was thinking more of Patrick becoming a member actually. (A member? Oh that's so lame. He's already a dick, but moving on....)

Mac's Gold? nah, I'll be Beamed up before I'll stoop to a light beer. Give me Monteith's Black or...give me something else. Ambiguity perhaps?

[gatch]

You soft cocks with your 5% 350ml beers.

Drink pirate (or crest/excalibur/gordons xxxtra strong), it'll put hair on your.. tongues ?

And erase all memory of the manatee that just wouldnt take no for an answer...

[Madmax]

I'll say it again,any religion which "requires" you to tithe up to 15% of net income IS NOT a religion,no matter what bible crap you spout.And (a tithe) is not like a collection plate getting passed round on Sunday at church.Yes donations are asked for but never expected to be a percentage of income.

And how many of yous catholics put a large metal washer in the plate and removed a note or 50c back in the days of 1c,2c,5c and $1,$2 notes.I didn't but brother did a couple of times,he'd place a 20c coin in and palm about $2 of coins,bloody heathen(and he was almost an alter boy).

Shit sounds a bit like ACC

[Mully]

Forget your dignity, start a church and become a millionaire and have a congregation of plebs willing to pledge allegiance to you!

Indeed. I believe it was a certain L Ron Hubbard who said the best way to become rich was to start your own religion....

(not the Ginga from Happy Days, either)

[roadracingoldfart]

That shit will be the end of you Brother!

Coming from a seasoned pisshead aye Pete ???

Listen here, vice pope Pete.... that bloody Steinlager is the Devil's urine!

Steiny is piss water i agree with that

Hail the Pussy!!!


HAIL!
HAIL!
HAIL!

Now that just scares me lots

My church sounds fairly reasonable then, doesn't it?


That heathen Crasherfromwayback will have to start drinking decent beer before he's allowed in, but

Youll take anyone in from the cold wont you

PUSSY FOR KING

All kneel heathen scum

yourve scared me and im going to have to leave a light on at night now

Nope... but we'll take your kind provided you bring your carton of Mac's Gold gratuity

My god your just like Pete, drunk.

If Tamiti had guys like all of us in his club he would rule the playground much better , if he wants to take the country over he needs to get Winston Peters on side to rally the family in droves. They must meet at the suit makers surely.

[oldrider]

Absolutely! At least it will validate Darwin's Theory so no harm done

So far it is a voluntary organisation, I don't like it, I don't join but don't ever let them get into parliament!

It was bad enough before when the Christians were supreme in parliament!

I don't want any other pressure group making rules and laws for me to have to adhere to!

There are enough stupid laws and rules now! Badly policed and badly managed legally and corrections are a joke!

Save me from the do gooders that are trying to save me from my self!