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    Talking You're having a bloody laugh aren't ya?

    man alive - you got a lot of change heading your way
    You sound rather ungrateful, but youthful, good luck with the dad thing, and the new bike
    Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    I took me dear old Ma out for lunch the other day, She suggested I sell the bike, Dangerous things she reckons.
    One of the last things my ole ma said to me was ...stay off the bikes ah?

    Good troll thread. Almost funny.

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    I was still living at home at age 28. Some bunch of bastards called the baby boomers pushed house prices out of the reach of normal people and fucked the planet up for us too.

    I'm nearly 40 and still a disaffected youth......
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    The way she says for my to tidy up my room, Sounds like i am storing my bike in it!! That would be sayweet!
    You are a cock.
    He who makes a beast out of himself
    Gets rid of the pain of being a man

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    man alive - you got a lot of change heading your way
    You sound rather ungrateful, but youthful, good luck with the dad thing, and the new bike
    Cheers.. And yeah.. I am having quite a laugh at it..


    tbh.. I soo cant wait till i move out.. May be moving in with my Sweet uncle in Aokoutere (sp?) (Nice farm to drive the off roader on)

    Sweet cruise through the country, Into ashhurst where my girls are, Into palmy, past massey and back up Old West Road.. Palmerston Northiens.. Keep an eye out for me within the next 2 months

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    teenagers -it's all me me me ....
    you could save a lot of time and grief by just TIDYING YOUR F'ING ROOM!
    [CENTER]Whatchu talkin bout Willis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    What i dont get is why i should tidy my room up.. It is able to be lived in by visitors.. Just excuse the stereo sittin on the floor and the bike and tiger posters not up on the wall yet..

    The way she says for my to tidy up my room, Sounds like i am storing my bike in it!! That would be sayweet!
    At 19 living at home is a privilege not a right....its called respect for your Mothers home....quite a nice trait to be carrying into adulthood
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I was still living at home at age 28.
    Tres McGhey.

    See - this is why the 70's rocked. I had an pretty good collection of shagaholic girlfriends and me and 2 other lads moved into Cooleen Street at 19.
    Played lots of Beatles and Split enz, rode the fastest bikes available and part tayed every night of the week. - See 30 years ago thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I was still living at home at age 28.
    fuck that.
    He who makes a beast out of himself
    Gets rid of the pain of being a man

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I was still living at home at age 28. Some bunch of bastards called the baby boomers pushed house prices out of the reach of normal people and fucked the planet up for us too.

    I'm nearly 40 and still a disaffected youth......
    Yeah but was ya room tidy?
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whynot View Post
    fuck that.
    What he said.
    [CENTER]Whatchu talkin bout Willis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I was still living at home at age 28.
    I beat you Was at home until 33

    but i ended up owning it

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    Tidy is able to walk from closin your blinds, Shutting the door, Turning off the light, Taking your clothes off and still walk to bed without tripping over anything in pitch black darkness.. Okay.. I will admit.. I have kicked my Ingrown toenail twice on my stereo.. Damn i need someone with carpentry skills.. But other than that.. ALL GOODS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    Tidy is able to walk from closin your blinds, Shutting the door, Turning off the light, Taking your clothes off and still walk to bed without tripping over anything in pitch black darkness.. Okay.. I will admit.. I have kicked my Ingrown toenail twice on my stereo.. Damn i need someone with carpentry skills.. But other than that.. ALL GOODS!
    Well good luck finding the baby in a few months
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Well good luck finding the baby in a few months
    Just listen for the cries

    Also, Congratz on your new one

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