Request to move Scooters to Motorcycle Subtypes

**vifferman** · 3rd November 2009, 08:49

Well, in my not so humble opinion (because I know almost everything), there are scroters and other scroters. If scroters are the same as motorbikes, why is it that you have so many scroterists (especially those on 50s) who treat them like glorified bicycles?
Pocketbikes? Pfffttt!! They're not motorcycles, they're toys. Pocketbike posts should be in the jokes forum.

I wouldn't mind a scroter, just for piss-taking purposes, of course. Perhaps to ride on days when I feel like cross-dressing, or wearing a Halloweenie costume.

**Flatcap** · 3rd November 2009, 08:59

Originally Posted by Dave Lobster

Most times pushed home? It's Italian, eh?

Pushed home twice
Trailer twice
Flat deck recovery once

**SixPackBack** · 3rd November 2009, 09:08

Scooters are not motorbikes. We tolerate your presence on the site 'cos we are genu-wine good buggers.

Scooter riders are usually old women with slippers and floppy, spaniel ear tits; most male scooter riders consume Viagra like smarties in the erroneous belief that on day they will attain an erection a cat couldn't scratch and go on to slay bitches like normal GSXR riders. Often scooter riders display both spaniel ear tits and floppy cocks, their sex 'undetermined'..........Freaks, the lot of 'em!

**allycatz** · 3rd November 2009, 09:13

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Scooters are not motorbikes. We tolerate your presence on the site 'cos we are genu-wine good buggers.

Scooter riders are usually old women with slippers and floppy, spaniel ear tits; most male scooter riders consume Viagra like smarties in the erroneous belief that on day they will attain an erection a cat couldn't scratch and go on to slay bitches like normal GSXR riders. Often scooter riders display both spaniel ear tits and floppy cocks, their sex 'undetermined'..........Freaks, the lot of 'em!

I don't consider my scooter a motorcycle as it doesn't go over 55km, therefore doesnt go on the open road.....I do not however have 'floppy tits'

**Flatcap** · 3rd November 2009, 09:26

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Scooters are not motorbikes. We tolerate your presence on the site 'cos we are genu-wine good buggers.

Scooter riders are usually old women with slippers and floppy, spaniel ear tits; most male scooter riders consume Viagra like smarties in the erroneous belief that on day they will attain an erection a cat couldn't scratch and go on to slay bitches like normal GSXR riders. Often scooter riders display both spaniel ear tits and floppy cocks, their sex 'undetermined'..........Freaks, the lot of 'em!

Insightful discourse.

**Maha** · 3rd November 2009, 09:27

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Scooters are not motorbikes. We tolerate your presence on the site 'cos we are genu-wine good buggers.

Scooter riders are usually old women with slippers and floppy, spaniel ear tits; most male scooter riders consume Viagra like smarties in the erroneous belief that on day they will attain an erection a cat couldn't scratch and go on to slay bitches like normal GSXR riders. Often scooter riders display both spaniel ear tits and floppy cocks, their sex 'undetermined'..........Freaks, the lot of 'em!

How do you explain this then?......

**insane1** · 3rd November 2009, 09:36

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.

**Maha** · 3rd November 2009, 09:42

Originally Posted by insane1

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.

Pimping is all the rage ....real men wear Pink!!

**insane1** · 3rd November 2009, 09:50

yes obi-wan this could be arranged have wanted to paint the bike for a while anyway .

**Dave Lobster** · 3rd November 2009, 10:03

Originally Posted by insane1

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.

The gay bars of Ponsonby.

**UberRhys** · 3rd November 2009, 10:08

Originally Posted by Flatcap

But ALL the interesting stuff happens in the Off Topic section
Rant and Rave
Pointless Drivel
Jokes and Humour
Scooters

The rest is a sideshow

So true...

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Aww how cute, the scroter riders want to play with the big boys.

Originally Posted by Flatcap

Who are the big boys?

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Good point, I'll have to bow to the superior knowldege of gay scroter riders in this case.

I'll let you play with your boys, big or otherwise...

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Scooters are not motorbikes.

Hmmm... I guess that is why motobikes are called motorbikes and scooters are scooters. Would seem silly to call a motorbike a scooter don't you think...

**insane1** · 3rd November 2009, 10:09

nah thats where you belong.

**UberRhys** · 3rd November 2009, 10:15

Originally Posted by insane1

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.

Originally Posted by Dave Lobster

The gay bars of Ponsonby.

Originally Posted by insane1

nah thats where you belong.

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I...

Now then children... teehee...

**vifferman** · 3rd November 2009, 10:17

Originally Posted by insane1

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.

Maxiscrotes are an abomination in the eyes of the BikerGodz. You should be only too pleased that you don't fit in - you're nearly halfway to being a proper biker.