The KB Militant Arm's bounty on Stupid

**McWild** · 2nd November 2009, 22:08

Originally Posted by wbks

Somehow I think fights breaking out might do more harm to the protest's image than someone doing a wheelie

Are you saying we shouldn't be portrayed as gang members, gosh how could you be so silly.

Originally Posted by PirateJafa

What about if we beat the shit out of DangerousBastard solely for the level of stupidity he displays on this site on a daily basis?

Can we still collect the bounty?

Originally Posted by PirateJafa

Only if you don't count my ego.

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to PirateJafa again.

Never before have I so wanted to be able to bling someone multiple times in a few minutes.

**PirateJafa** · 2nd November 2009, 22:11

Originally Posted by SARGE

im actually only 64 kg .. soaking wet ...

Someone fetch that man a pie, stat!

**SARGE** · 2nd November 2009, 22:13

just so we are clear ....

no cheap Otara jug scotch here ...

**martybabe** · 2nd November 2009, 22:21

Originally Posted by SARGE

just so we are clear ....

no cheap Otara jug scotch here ...

Ooh, now then. I don't consider myself a violent man but I might consider giving someone a Chinese burn or something for them kind of wages

**kave** · 2nd November 2009, 22:28

Can we make it two quarter cask laphroaigs, or even swap them both for one 18yo Caol Ila?

**SARGE** · 2nd November 2009, 22:29

Originally Posted by kave

Can we make it two quarter cask laphroaigs, or even swap them both for one 18yo Caol Ila?

ooo... thats gonna have to be a severe asswhipping.. and i may need an ear....but ok..

**gatch** · 2nd November 2009, 22:44

Originally Posted by bogan

a gun to shoot angle grinders

A solution to a question noone has asked.. Love it.

**kave** · 2nd November 2009, 23:07

Originally Posted by SARGE

ooo... thats gonna have to be a severe asswhipping.. and i may need an ear....but ok..

For the Caol Ila there will be no half-arsed beatings. You can have an ear, but I will be keeping the eye teeth for cufflinks.

**SARGE** · 2nd November 2009, 23:10

Originally Posted by kave

For the Caol Ila there will be no half-arsed beatings. You can have an ear, but I will be keeping the eye teeth for cufflinks.

love your work

**gatch** · 2nd November 2009, 23:17

Price for a nose ?

A barrel of coruba ?

**SARGE** · 2nd November 2009, 23:18

Originally Posted by gatch

Price for a nose ?

A barrel of coruba ?

i'll fill your bike up with 98

**scumdog** · 3rd November 2009, 06:51

Originally Posted by SARGE

just so we are clear ....

no cheap Otara jug scotch here ...

Whooo-weee! Man, ya really know how to lay on a ree-ward SARGE!!

**caseye** · 3rd November 2009, 07:07

Originally Posted by Pedrostt500

So a large group will be following a certian young Lad that likes to cross bridges on trials bikes in an unorthadox manner. and all trying to be the first to 2 bottles of scotch. Let The Games Commence.

If no one else has said it yet "RUN RABBIT< run!" Quick Carver hide from the big meany men.
K you're officially toast now I've seen the reward I'm gunna find you first and administer the worlds worst arse kicking, oh and don't worry about the ear, it wont hurt as much as the de knackering.LOL

**MisterD** · 3rd November 2009, 07:24

Hey Sarge, can we define stupidity as Phil Goff or Annette "Full Moon" King expecting us to vote for then just because they ride motorbikes?

**nudemetalz** · 3rd November 2009, 09:18

Originally Posted by SARGE

ok fellow freedom fighters .. time to put some teeth into this ..

i know quite a few people are going down to the Beehive for the protest .. what we DONT need is a pack of Smacktards doing wheelies and acting like dicks ..

SO...

my fellow militants have coughed up a bounty.. anyone being a dick and doing anything (read ANYTHING) to bring a negative gaze upon motorcycling on the ride or at the beehive or on the way back is fair game.. (KB member, non KB member ,.. dont matter)

we will HAPPILY pay a bounty of 2 good bottles of scotch to the person, or people who deal out a huge hiding to said offenders (not 2 apiece .. 2..)

box of beers to the first one to submit it to me on video

dead serious..

some people say violence solves nothing ..

you'd be surprised what violence solves

You ever been with the Blackwater dudes, Sarge ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_Worldwide