Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
the art of diplomacy is saying nice doggie,
until you find a big rock
Heres a mildly disturbing site that was originally posted by hospitalfood. Warning: once you have seen it you can't un-see it.
Heres another disturbing one a guy put up for a $2000 wager http://chocoteeth.com
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
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