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  1. 4th November 2009, 16:51 #1
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    Google Chuck Norris

    Open Google.

    Type in 'google chuck norris'

    Select 'I'm feeling lucky.'
    (Here I'll save you the trouble)

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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    Ha ha Google made a joke.


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    LQTM, I have another type in french millitary victories and hit I'm feeling lucky. Its hillarious how it tries to correct the statement. Read the did you mean:
    Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Open Google.

    Type in 'google chuck norris'

    Select 'I'm feeling lucky.'
    (Here I'll save you the trouble)

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
    "When Chuck Norris drinks piss he makes asparagus smell"
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    Quote Originally Posted by nothingflash View Post
    "When Chuck Norris drinks piss he makes asparagus smell"
    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
    Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
    Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
    Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JATZ View Post
    Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
    Bwaaahahaha!!!"NunBarrys"!!

    Chuck Norris put the 'laughter' into 'Slaughter'
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    Run, before he finds you
    Try a different person
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    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Open Google.

    Type in 'google chuck norris'

    Select 'I'm feeling lucky.'
    (Here I'll save you the trouble)

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
    You actually googled Chuck Norris!?!?! and admitted it on here...
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    Chuck Norris was cast to star in Predator but they were after a feature movie not short story so Arnold had to do it.
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  11. 4th November 2009, 23:53 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maki View Post
    You actually googled Chuck Norris!?!?! and admitted it on here...
    All OK - I mentioned it to Chuck when he rang me for some advice earlier.
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    Chuck Norris visted the virgin islands, and now they are just called "the islands."

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    Google "black people are" read the suggestions..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creeping Death View Post
    Chuck Norris put the 'laughter' into 'Slaughter'
    fark I laughed!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teflon View Post
    Google "black people are" read the suggestions..
    Hahaha,very good...
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