How do you punish your kids?

[carver]

Can Carver have kids...his hips don't look wide enuff.....LOL

but yours are?

nah but his mouth is

after having your meat in there, yes

[gatch]

Ill probably have an electric chain hoist in my shed when I have kids, so If they piss me off Ill hoist em up and shoot at them with the paint ball gun.

See if they think they are smart then, little bastards.

[Sidewinder]

Ill probably have an electric chain hoist in my shed when I have kids, so If they piss me off Ill hoist em up and shoot at them with the paint ball gun.

See if they think they are smart then, little bastards.

too weak to just pull them up on a rope?

[gatch]

Why go through the effort of doing it your self when you don't have to ?

Work smart, not hard.. Fool !

[Sidewinder]

Why go through the effort of doing it your self when you don't have to ?

Work smart, not hard.. Fool !

yep.
look mum no hands!

[gatch]

At least he has a good excuse.. Pity hell miss out on popping the wee ones with the paint marker, unless he's handy with his toes..

[sinfull]

afford to have them? you dont have to pay for sex and when ya do they make ya wear rubbers.

Sometimes age comes before.... damn !

Can't smack your kids? I can do it legally for you! I teach kids karate. Because its a contact sport, as part of the sign up procedure the parents sign an indemnity waiver.

"How has Billy behaived this week Mrs Johnson? Oh he's been answering back and not going to bed when he's told too? Would you like 2 "accidental" kicks to the stomach? No problem, I'll have him straightened out in no time!"

Awww yeah ! Know your type, you reve in beating up ppl smaller than you aye 5'6 are ya ? Put in to Karate by ya folks cause they were worried about you being able to look after yaself ! Wow haven't you come a long way !!!

heard you like things in ya mouth aswell

but yours are?



after having your meat in there, yes

Bunch of sticks the both of ya !
I will walk 500 miles, and i will walk 500 more !


Oh on a side note :;; Say no to parents kids !! You only have to read this thread to know why !!!

[LBD]

Tell them we are really nice parents who support their lovely Grandparents....And we know that they will do the same when they grow up.....

[ready4whatever]

My old man had a wooden spoon and i worshiped it like a god. knew not to disobey it because it had mighty consequences. just the sight of it made me do whatever they wanted

[bennettnz]

You could always just take their bikes off them I suppose!!! lol

[Gareth123]

Sometimes age comes before.... damn !

Awww yeah ! Know your type, you reve in beating up ppl smaller than you aye 5'6 are ya ? Put in to Karate by ya folks cause they were worried about you being able to look after yaself ! Wow haven't you come a long way !!!

The only part of that that you have correct is that I'm 5'6 - How did you know?

I've never hit a child, I have dished out push ups, sit ups, burpees, laps of the field. Held them in push up position for up to 5 minutes for serious breaches of rules and discipline.

Only ever had 1 parent dispute my punishment of their child under my care and that was because they thought that karate was a contact sport. That child punched another without reason and before the class had started.

Good enough reason for 70 push ups and a 1 minute speech at the end of class on "how my behavior was wrong." He never did it again. Job well done I'd say.

[oldrider]

Can't smack your kids? I can do it legally for you! I teach kids karate. Because its a contact sport, as part of the sign up procedure the parents sign an indemnity waiver.

"How has Billy behaived this week Mrs Johnson? Oh he's been answering back and not going to bed when he's told too? Would you like 2 "accidental" kicks to the stomach? No problem, I'll have him straightened out in no time!"

Beware the hunter becomes the hunted! You will get older and they will get stronger! What goes round comes round! They might get you!

[SARGE]

what ways do you punish your little ones?

i make them browse your posts and correct spelling and vocabulary errors..

[Gareth123]

Beware the hunter becomes the hunted! You will get older and they will get stronger! What goes round comes round! They might get you!

I'd welcome it. Nothing quite as satisfying (except a good shag of course!) as seeing someone you've taught for years become the teacher. The kids don't know it but some of them have already taught me some things. They've all taught me patience though!

[oldrider]

I'd welcome it. Nothing quite as satisfying (except a good shag of course!) as seeing someone you've taught for years become the teacher. The kids don't know it but some of them have already taught me some things. They've all taught me patience though!

True! A lot of parents work their guts out to give their children education and then deny them their greater knowledge later on! Funny world!