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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    That guy's a fucken lightweight.

    I skidded a very out of control fork hoist backwards through a closed, 15 meter high industrial roller door into a chiller a couple of years back. That was good.
    Have also done similar... wasn't a forklift though...

    Ask Riff Raff about it sometime... sigh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Have also done similar... wasn't a forklift though...

    Ask Riff Raff about it sometime... sigh...
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    hahaha! He turns on his hazard lights as the shelves are falling on him. Awesome.

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    Anyone know the follow on from this??


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    while ago in Nelson unloading fishing boat ourselves.....meaning we took turns driving the forklift.
    Fish was on ice, the concrete wharf was getting wetter and wetter, we were getting bolder and faster.....going forward still and then suddenly reversing and spinning wheels with big old heavy diesel forklift....
    Not on camera and not on film...but the forklift went in the drink.....
    guy jumped out last possible second....
    Sealord provided forkliftdrivers to us from then on.....
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    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Be fair on the guy...The Video only surfaced on the internet a few days ago....as far as what happened after...well anyones guess...I bet the guy had quite a vodka induced headache anyway


    I just hope that warehouse did not have the NZ supply of Russian Standard in it...my favorite tipple now




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    Wow the stack things collapse like Jenga.


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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    That guy's a fucken lightweight.

    I skidded a very out of control fork hoist backwards through a closed, 15 meter high industrial roller door into a chiller a couple of years back. That was good.
    PICS! Or I won't believe it...
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    Working on a power project in Sydney CBD.......and all over a sudden the whole CBD blacks out. Million people, all at work - the business hub of aussie, asx......all down.
    Turns out it wasn't my fault - but I had to go home and change my pants.

    You don't understand the term scapegoat until your a whistleblower....

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    3D domino...

    I like this one:
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    Didn't take long for the looters to arrive did it...55 secs to be precise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Working on a power project in Sydney CBD.......and all over a sudden the whole CBD blacks out. Million people, all at work - the business hub of aussie, asx......all down.
    Turns out it wasn't my fault - but I had to go home and change my pants.
    That's a success, not a fail.
    It's back..."Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Anyone know the follow on from this??
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