A whole Fart??

**Colapop** · 11th May 2006, 15:09

Originally Posted by cowpoos

I gave up trying to explain it....fuck...people are dumb...the comment I used always get was....."but thats what I heard on TV that its a fart tax not a burp tax".....FFS!!!!

You spend too much time with livestock CP!!

**_Gina_** · 11th May 2006, 15:24

Originally Posted by Sniper

Damn, just over a year old, and a thread of mine? What are the odds?

My fault, was bored at work and looking for somehting funny to read.
Sorted the "funnies" by rating and yours was close to the top!!

Gg

**Sniper** · 11th May 2006, 15:26

Thats ok, people always dig up the best threads.

**_Gina_** · 11th May 2006, 15:29

Originally Posted by WRT

What causes it? Poor sphincter control usually.

Or not wiping properly so they say....

**Hitcher** · 11th May 2006, 15:50

Or fear. Fear or campylobacter. Fear, campylobacter or a nasty surprise.

**ukbandit** · 13th May 2006, 23:15

Originally Posted by Sniper

To Riff and all those that enjoy the noxious vapours that creep out of our butts, heres a read for you.

I had to post it as an attachment as it was too large otherwise.

you wished haha

**Flyingpony** · 14th May 2006, 11:02

Originally Posted by Sniper

Damn, just over a year old, and a thread of mine? What are the odds?

About 1 in 10,362 without counting any deleted posts or those moved into pd.

**Sniper** · 14th May 2006, 11:36

Originally Posted by ukbandit

you wished haha

I wished???

**_Gina_** · 14th May 2006, 19:14

Originally Posted by Sniper

I wished???

upon a star.........

**Swoop** · 13th January 2007, 10:10

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he's liable to break something.

The boy continues. "Johnny!" mum screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mum leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.

Mum comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge - diarrhea
run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.

Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and then sort of prods it, to see what it might be.

POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere! On him, the walls, etc. Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"

**Toaster** · 13th January 2007, 10:14

Check out the Thread "Fart mask"

**HDTboy** · 5th July 2007, 23:20

Hehe. Farts are funny.

**Curious_AJ** · 6th July 2007, 00:52

GAHAAHHAA farts are frikin awesome... and the same with a great burp.. I've won many competitions for both. .and constantly get told off for my loud and tuneful burping in the house...

my longest burp=4 seconds _b!!

**Hitcher** · 6th July 2007, 08:48

Originally Posted by Curious_AJ

my longest burp=4 seconds!!

Amateur. Come back when you can burp the alphabet in two burps and the Lord's Prayer in three (a competent Catholic burper should be able to do that in two burps as well).