Chch to the Magpie

[Rashika]

Don't think I missed too much at all.

ahhhh but we did miss you darling...

[Ghost_Bullet]

You got those too? GB and 98tls with their German accents, then Q went Chinese, tongue in the ear from D (surprising given his heavy breathing and grunting), 98tls telling me to pick up my $15k carbon fibre pistons...drunken bums, all of them... Don't think I missed too much at all.

It was a very productive conference call, though a bit disapointed in ya miSTa, very little input from yo!!!

haha... that doesn't surprise me! Q is notorious for his drunken calls to people at ungodly hours.

Me what, who?

ahhhh but we did miss you darling...

Dont tell him that!!!! More the point, thank god he wasn't

[Spuds1234]

Bloody good time to be honest.

Was suprised to see Sexy Lexy doing 135 on Saturday, the wee fxr was getting a good work out. The grin on Lexy's face was a sight to when we pulled up at Mayfield.

Found out that its a bad idea to chase Wild Turkey down with Amaretto.

Ride home was uneventful. Hit a bit of crap weather halfway between Asburton and Christchurch though. It didnt last long so it was all good.

See you all at the Burt and the KB rallys.

[Jerry74]

First time we have been to the Magpie and we will be back.. bloody good weekend actually.
Sort of feel sorry for all the guys who needed the ambulances, especially the tyre burnout guy hope it feels better soon mate.
One of the beetr rallies around if you ask me.

[helenoftroy]

I enjoyed that!..and yeah!there was tequilla!...and amaretto...which Crusa & I had guzzled by 8pm!!

There was talking,& dancing,and shots & too much bare flesh(sorry bout that!!)

Really enjoyed the ride there,and yeah!Sexy Lexy had the wee bike humming...go the fXRs!!

Big brekkie at the Checkered Flag then the ride home.Matt and I swopped at Ashburton,I got to ride the big Beemer and I broke it (the indicator switch broke & flew away)Miss my old purple BMW sumtimes but do luv the Duc

Lots of fun and great to catch up with some of the down south guys

[neels]

Interesting ride down yesterday as the wind changed from NW to SW, but nice and settled once we got there. Good night and excellent entertainment, stayed and watched the band until they finished at about 2am and then awake at 6.30 when people started firing up bikes. Home via Geraldine, Mayfield & late breakfast in Ashvegas then through the rain at Dunsandel out the other side at Rolleston and dry at home. Bike unpacked, tent drying, washing on, time for a beer.

[JMemonic]

If we are going (which we hope to) will be going friday after work cos have a birthday party in Darfield Sat and Pearl Jam sunday night (well Tris is)!! Big weekend

I guess the if was the operative phrase there, shame you guys didnt make it.

I will be there,
But I am riding down on sat with a mob from up here in North Cant.

Oh really, never saw hide nor hair of the dodgy Dave better know as Subike shame was looking forward to catching up with you.

Kerry and I made it back, we packed up leisurely, chilled out a bit with the Dunedinites and waited for the bike traffic to quieten down before Kerry embarked on the journey home. Puddled along at 70 odd on the way back and had mostly a pleasant trip except for the one sphincter bodily orifice that attempted to side swipe me at the rear as I was in the low position on the road the cut Kerry off.

Loads of Fonterra tankers on the roads so if you know guys anyone who drives for them (or are one of the drivers) pass the word along a big thank you from the little L plated bike and the one riding behind it you guys were great, the courtesy you showed was magic.

[FJRider]

I enjoyed that!..and yeah!there was tequilla!...and amaretto...which Crusa & I had guzzled by 8pm!!

There was talking,& dancing,and shots & too much bare flesh(sorry bout that!!)

Really enjoyed the ride there,and yeah!Sexy Lexy had the wee bike humming...go the fXRs!!

Big brekkie at the Chequered Flag then the ride home.Matt and I swopped at Ashburton,I got to ride the big Beemer and I broke it (the indicator switch broke & flew away)Miss my old purple BMW sumtimes but do luv the Duc

Lots of fun and great to catch up with some of the down south guys

Thankyou all the Christchurch brigade that made me welcome ...

A few more miles on the FJ ... all good, and no rain. Wind yes ... but the good company made light of that.

Attached are pic's (evidence of a good time at the Magpie) ... shown is ..... with some of her "attachments"...

[dangerous]

pass the word along a big thank you from the little L plated bike and the one riding behind it you guys were great, the courtesy you showed was magic.

Those guys are the best trained and paid drivers in NZ... pitty more truckies aint like em.

& too much bare flesh(sorry bout that!!)

ahhhh... but quality flesh at that

Sort of feel sorry for all the guys who needed the ambulances, especially the tyre burnout guy hope it feels better soon mate.

Ya know it amazes me these days, in the oll days there would be a area behind the burn out pad that was cordened off, for saftys sake, fark emagin the damage a broken chain could do, let alone as in this case a 200kph piece of melted rubber, fark the guy is lucky he could be a dead burger or blind.

Was suprised to see Sexy Lexy doing 135 on Saturday, the wee fxr was getting a good work out. The grin on Lexy's face was a sight to when we pulled up at Mayfield.

yeah hehehe... when I did one of my 'haul it up and do a head count' stop, (at the twin bridge gorge) I heard a engin being reemed sounded like a 250/4 or stroker twin... nex sec Lexy came hertling across the last bridge at warp 9 with a grin from hell

It was a very productive conference call, though a bit disapointed in ya miSTa, very little input from yo!!!

LMFAO

98tls telling me to pick up my $15k carbon fibre pistons...

and thats Iti CF too, not that shit yank crap 98 puts on his jappa

I'm sure there will be some stories from the party goers tomorrow.

And as you know R, LOL 'what happens at rallys... stays at rallys

one day Papa Bear will have another bike...and I too will be able to enjoy the life of LittleAngel

Your little angle is looking bloody good too Papa and not suprised either after her mamoth of hand pumping 3 air beds in a row

Attached are pic's (evidence of a good time at the Magpie) ... shown is

ALL IN PEIRCING PHOTOS PLEASE PEOPLE
ohhh and FJRider... no names aye mate, to edit ya post would be apolite gesture

[FJRider]

... but quality flesh at that



IN PEIRCING PHOTOS PLEASE PEOPLE
ohhh and FJRider... no names aye mate, to edit ya post would be apolite gesture

true ....

and...

done...

[fireliv]

I guess the if was the operative phrase there, shame you guys didnt make it.
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Glad you back safe and sound! Big congrats to Kerry!!!

Yeah decided not to go- it was $30 that I didnt have with all our strike action, so dont think it was worth it for the 1 night!! However KB rally we will definately be there!

[Guzza]

Susan And I headed into Timaru for breakfast at Mums place before heading home. Saw a couple of cops pulling south bound riders over on the edge of town and breath testing them. Fully expected to see the same north of Winchester but not a thing. We tucked in behind a bunch of riders as we passed through Winchester and over the next 30-40km witnessed them carry out some seriously dumb-ass passing manuvers and generally showing little respect for (read: scare the shit out of...) other road users. Not good PR given the current political climate. Only struck a wee bit of drizzle around Rolliston.
Susan picked up her first rally badge and I managed to put a few more names to faces so over all it was a great night out: 2thumbsup

[Ghost_Bullet]

Seems this is the place to throw down ya report of what become.

Cheers those and all. A good weekend.

Second time to Winchester.
Awoken in the morning to a brilliant cuddle from me daughter, a nice breaky, pack the last of what I needed for the trip.
Goodbye family…love ya!!!….. Bbbbbrmmmm, I was gone.

Darfeild by 9.30am… fill with some spirits in her tank at Oxford… a comp problem lead to slight delay. Darfeild, 9.37am. No one there. Mmm
Sent a txt to dangerous… at 9.50am… “not here by 10 I am going ahead”.
9.52 and I was ripping down the road, great run,weather was good, and the rumbling griso had me aroused.

Checked the cell at the gorge… nuthin… mmm
Zipped down ward the track. Mayfeild, blimmin bikers galore, even one in the middle of the road….. TARGET!!!!! Hang about, that’s them, those that were to be at Duh-field… cool.

Popped through to Geraldine for a feed, Burger was good; bits lodged in me mow provided nutrition later on.
To the site, a sight seen… HOT, the weather it was. Tent set. Brain set….”no shots for this GB” (nil repeat of last year) Whew and it was still hot, I was moist!!!!
That shift in the wind was awesome! Fully conditioned and perfect to chill out, a few drinks a wonder, snap snap a shot or three. Chatter, circulate, and chatter.

The night slowly went down, I struggled with new faces and names… who are they? Duh, no idea.
Drinks and more chatter, donkey shanks, Muslim goats resurfaced, rang miSTa to discuss important things in the world, and to be honest, he was not in rally mode, what a waste of good dollars where the conference of a few drew out much value.

Darkness, a Hot guzzi, fire, spirits laughing, huddles, and cuddles, exposure of flesh only one could imagine, I tried snapping, even taking pictures of others camera’s to spy a gink. NEVER HAPPENED!!!. Damn it.

Wet T, Band, whitebait Sammie, chips, another drink, and all that stuff. Glow rings. My eyes heavy, legs weakening.... near on sleeping, next thing SPLASH!!!! WTF??? What did I do??? cuppa drink icky and sticky, left side now wet side, I near on died!!!, Fella right side, was the target, happened I was wrong place wrong time…
In my head I said, it’s time for bed, lay down with a little frown.

Awoke, feeling as good as I should, The Flag for breaky, home ward bound.
Hugs and welcomes from those farewell’d.

[cruza]

Another good magpie , A awesome start to a few weeks off work . I'll bring a bottle of amaretto to kb in a few weeks Helen , think I drained a few refills out of ya hip flask . With talk of piercings, carbon fibre and bald harley tyres I collapsed soon after midnight, lots of new faces and a few more km's on the ape.

[helenoftroy]

Loads of Fonterra tankers on the roads so if you know guys anyone who drives for them (or are one of the drivers) pass the word along a big thank you from the little L plated bike and the one riding behind it you guys were great, the courtesy you showed was magic.

... We tucked in behind a bunch of riders as we passed through Winchester and over the next 30-40km witnessed them carry out some seriously dumb-ass passing manuvers and generally showing little respect for (read: scare the shit out of...) other road users. Not good PR given the current political climate.

Guzza,so agree with you !
Didnt see too much crazy stuff on the way home,different story when we went to Greymouth for racing at Labour weekend

I was really aware of how many drivers pulled over to the left yesterday, I always give these drivers a wee wave & a smile in appreciation as I go past