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    Making it hot for "Mr Smith"

    Last Friday my neighbours celebrated the 404th aniversary of "the Gunpowder Plot" with a BBQ and fireworks

    So my son and I resurected one of the lost Arts not often seen in this country - that of Guy making.

    His heart was a Steinlager carton, his limbs rolled Fairfax newspapers, he had a smiling cardboard face stuck to the front of his his empty head

    "Mr Smith" or "Nick" to his acquaintances (he doesn't have friends) burned beatifully - with just a whiff of accelerant to help the flames along

    And how we laughed when the fireworks taped to the back of his face exploded out through the eye sockets...
    =mjc=
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    How much money could one make selling voodoo dolls of aforementioned no-good-piece-of-Smith?
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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