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    Jon Key

    Since everyone else is starting a thread bout the coont I am too!!

    Why do all our primeministers have to be so friggin ugly???

    Inbread? yes? no?

    Maybe.

    I mean think about it....the royal family are a little strange looking arent they?
    and the outsider who knew too much and spent their money on good causes(princess Dianna) was killed. no accident there!! believe it or not.

    none of them do this cuntry any good do they? they all use our tax money for their own lessure and if some one with a half decent brain became a primeminister our cuntry might actually improve.....but how is that going to happen if us outsiders arent allowed in?

    Its rigged.
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    I know! its embarrasing that they represent NZ. Hes better than helen anyway, but what isnt
    Thats whats up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ready4whatever View Post
    I know! its embarrasing that they represent NZ. Hes better than helen anyway, but what isnt
    Theyre all the same if you ask me!

    And jon sausage gobbler is worse than her! look what hes making us bikers pay!!!
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    I'd rate Mr Key as the best looking PM NZ has had for decades.

    Looks just like any normal chap you'd find walking through the mall ....... just with a fatter credit card!


    Now as for that knob Rodney .....

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    Close enough to Sarah Palin. lets elect her here

    Thats whats up.

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    Are you suggesting our Prime Ministers past and present are toast?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I'd rate Mr Key as the best looking PM NZ has had for decades.

    Looks just like any normal chap you'd find walking through the mall ....... just with a fatter credit card!


    Now as for that knob Rodney .....
    Nah bro, look at his nose and those beedy eyes! creepallert.com!!

    but that was just an opening line. it wasnt the point so see beyond it and say something interesting
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    yup just like hellen clarke!
    her husband was said to of been gay, she looked like a man so yea

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Are you suggesting our Prime Ministers past and present are toast?
    Toast?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    Since everyone else is starting a thread bout the coont I am too!!

    Why do all our primeministers have to be so friggin ugly???

    Inbread? yes? no?

    Maybe.

    I mean think about it....the royal family are a little strange looking arent they?
    and the outsider who knew too much and spent their money on good causes(princess Dianna) was killed. no accident there!! believe it or not.

    none of them do this cuntry any good do they? they all use our tax money for their own lessure and if some one with a half decent brain became a primeminister our cuntry might actually improve.....but how is that going to happen if us outsiders arent allowed in?

    Its rigged.
    John Key, Prime Minister, is spelt with an H in John. Hopefully a decent entrance examination will keep illiterate outsiders out.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    John Key, Prime Minister, is spelt with an H in John. Hopefully a decent entrance examination will keep illiterate outsiders out.
    No Hitcher I think the H is silent Like in Wanganui.....maybe we should have a referendum to sort it out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I like picking on people.
    You got that right buddy
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    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    John Key, Prime Minister, is spelt with an H in John. Hopefully a decent entrance examination will keep illiterate outsiders out.
    I'm so very sorry you dont like people who arent perfect!! so go complian to your bum buddy JOHN KEY about txt language being used in exams in highschools and uni's!!!
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    sarah palin eh? photoshoped but damn nice rack!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    Toast?
    Inbread. Mind you if they were in bread that would make them currants.

    Currant events. Hah.
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