Fyyff

**tri boy** · 7th November 2009, 18:12

Blatantly stolen from ADV rider, FYYFF, stands for "Fuck You, You Fucken Fuck!"
I hereby request KB members note down what happens in your day to day life, that makes you want to yell "FYYFF!"

I'll start the proceedings with Fucken parking meter police/leaches/scumbags, that dob people in for no warrant or rego on vechiles

Hasn't happened to me for a year or two, but it just seems a shitty, sneaky thing to do.

As if they arn't already filthy, slime buckets of humans, that wish for a pathetic job that fines people for not having the correct change/running late in a meeting, getting an extra 1/2 hr with the local prostitute.
FYYFF parking wardens. Get a life!

**wbks** · 7th November 2009, 18:17

Black people

Am I trolling right, yet?

**dino3310** · 7th November 2009, 18:26

John Key, Nick Smith

**tri boy** · 7th November 2009, 18:27

I like some black people. Naomi super stick springs to mind.

They also cook a mean dog in an umu.

**dino3310** · 7th November 2009, 18:29

teaching someone how to change a tyre and then putting the fuck on backwards. "Fuck You, You Fucken Fuck!" tyre.

**tri boy** · 7th November 2009, 18:30

Originally Posted by dino3310

teaching someone how to change a tyre and then putting the fuck on backwards. "Fuck You, You Fucken Fuck!" tyre.

Bwaaahaahaaaa.
Sweet memories.
Come for a ride tomorrow. I'll let ya ride the bush pig. Oink!

**wbks** · 7th November 2009, 18:37

Getting back into a long put off project only to be reminded of why you left it there so long when a simple head removal stalls with a rounded bolt right when you think (I should have done this earlier).

**LBD** · 8th November 2009, 02:01

Too cool, composed and in control of my emotions to have FYYFF moments.....

Tuis moment there....

**ynot slow** · 8th November 2009, 09:26

And with meter people,I hate when you get a ticket for overstaying time,but also when you pay and display for 2 hrs,but use only 90mins,leaving a credit as you can't use docket elsewhere,very cunning council plan that was.

And when you get a ticket for $12.00(but wasn't on screen)then get it upgraded to $42.00 due to court costs added,and having NEVER recieved the meter ticket or hard copy.Then the nice lady says you can file a claim on document xyz,but I say waste of time,they'll have heard my excuse before,yes she says but you never know.

Have $42.00 to pay and one which WAS on windscreen for $12.00,will pay both.

**vifferman** · 8th November 2009, 09:47

Hmmmm....
Getting my VFR750 back from the shop after $3800 worth of repairs due to a kamikaze pedestrian, only to have a kamikaze BMW driver change lanes without looking or indicating.

Going to change the oil in the FahrtSturm for the first time to discover the previous owner had not only tightened the sump plug up so it was practically welded in place, but had also rounded the head off.

**Fatt Max** · 8th November 2009, 18:00

A bad pie....oh, and Arsenal Supporters.....and piles.....and periods....

**Elysium** · 8th November 2009, 18:17

There is no emotion, only logic.

**gatch** · 8th November 2009, 20:50

A tin top pilot who in a narrow street indicates to turn right, then stops so we can't get past (some people on bikes here have pillions), decides she cant make the turn so drives off still with indicator on, then stops suddenly in the gutter on a blind left hand corner..

I did manage to convey my feelings with a simple hand gesture as we got past..

Fuck you, you fuckin fuck !