Birds in the roof

[SMOKEU]

Buy a shotgun.

[ready4whatever]

I had them shitting all over my ute it really pissed me off always having to clean it. I waited outside with a shotgun catching them going in and out. problem solved

[ckai]

We're getting to attacked by the bloody things. I tell ya, they've formed an army and are deliberately doing everything to piss us off.

It first starts with our letter box, they nest and I pull the nest out, every day.

This obviously pisses them off because they send in the Storm Troppers into the eaves. These rabbits have the noisy bloody young (that I'm currently enjoying the shrieking too).

If this wasn't enough, they send in the Kamikaze pricks that go down the chimney. Once inside the fire, his job is to tap on the glass at random moments all day. You let him out and all he does is fly to the open window and sit on the sill.

He turns and says "Fuck you beakless freak"

Fucken tormenting bastards. They're driving me nuts. The bird does actually talk though.