My dog

[one fast tl1ooo]

I went down to WINZ this morning to sign my dog up for Social Welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible for Social Welfare payments."

So I explained to her my dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English,

is guilty of repeated acts of underage sex, has numerous illegitimate offspring,

doesn't pay tax, uses public parks as a toilet, regularly attacks random strangers,

steals whatever he feels like eating, and has no idea who his father is.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dog gets his first cheque on Friday.

Is New Zealand a great country or what?

[JimO]

its funny but also true to a point

[FJRider]

its funny but also true to a point

TOO close to the truth to be funny .... give him the chance at few bitches in your area . Then he will get a bigger pay than you ...

[kevfromcoro]

its funny but also true to a point

Tis a bit isnt it.... pisses me off....
most of worked hard and did our apprenticeships.... and finding it hard to get a job......
Just read a similar post......
Seems like the more down and out a person is... the more the Govt helps them out......
Australia seems to be the same.... supporting those illegal immigratants........