I call bullshit.

[vtec]

You guys are going to hate me.

Reading this made me hungry, so I went to the fridge to get one of those Big Ben steak and cheese numbers out of the 6 pack I bought at pak n save. I'm just about to head back to the Microwave to get it. I really enjoy them. But for some reason they are the only food that makes me break out in pimples and shit on my face.

[Drunken Monkey]

Sorry but I LOVE THEM! I don't often eat a pie but when I do I always go for Mrs Macs...

Oh...my...god...

Someone please put this poor person down now to stop her suffering...

[Big Dave]

Co-pilot's Cousin cleaned her husband's EH Holden with steel wool while he went fishing.
Looked fantastic till it dried.
I believe he could be heard three suburbs away when her returned.

The Pies are like Fosters Beer. Not for Domestic consumption.

[kwaka_crasher]

You guys are going to hate me.

Reading this made me hungry, so I went to the fridge to get one of those Big Ben steak and cheese numbers out of the 6 pack I bought at pak n save. I'm just about to head back to the Microwave to get it. I really enjoy them. But for some reason they are the only food that makes me break out in pimples and shit on my face.

How do you manage to shit on your face? You got a trapeze you swing from while eating the pie?

In any case, a pie out of a microwave is just the worst.

[Headbanger]

You shouldn't be eating pies, they are bad for your health

Kept me alive for 35 years, I reckon they are fantastic for your health.

[Insanity_rules]

OMG avoid avoid avoid that polish! Its something like F5 spray polish right? Do NOT put that shit anywhere near your paint job. It makes alloy brittle, eats clear coat and makes a beautiful mess of your car or bike. I have seen a damaged alloy wheel that was killed by not rinsing that stuff properly (not mine) and 3 months the wheel was stuffed.

Some twat-in-a-box tried to spray that shit on my car. I have a fairly new application of protecta on my paint job (shit have put on professionally and all you need is water) I had to jump in front of what he was doing or he was just going to do it. Told him he'd owe me $250 if he did that cause his shitty product would stip the coating I had just had applied. Twat replied "oh no this stuff will only enhance it". I informed him I just had my paintjob treated, then I told him about my mate who loaned his company a car for a trade display that now has to be repainted and have new wheels put on it. He ran away!

[JMemonic]

I had some bint try and spray that on the visor once, man did she jump when I said get the the fuck away from there, she proceed to tell me that its used on helicopter bubbles and plastics, I calmly explianed that it would be against all recommendations to use a hydrocarbon on such items and that if the aviation authorities found its use in such a manner they would most likely have a fit. I did ask what helicopters have bubble windows now but I think I had fried her brain by this point.

[nico]

i was in Wellington a couple of weeks ago and had borrowed a car off a mate and was filling it up prior to giving it back to him when one of those guys appeared and proceded to polish the boot i told him i wasnt interisted but he ovioulsy couldnt hear me so i walked away from him and paid then drove off with this guy trying to sell me a can as i left

well those beastards got me lol they found my weekness some hottie with big boobies and a low cut top dam it she proceded to clean my bike wheels as i stood and watched how could i say no he number didnt hurt either heheheheheheeee but yeah 40 bucks , it workes great on screens and visors to keep bugys off thats all i use it for

[Toaster]

You would probably have better results by polishing your car with the pie and sending the polish can back to Australia!

[gijoe1313]

So basically what this all adds up to is to use the spray on the pie and maybe some reaction may occur? Possibly the military may investigate for further application as a deadly weapon.

[Str8 Jacket]

mmmmmm pies. I love pies. Not biased as long as it aint cold in the middle and it has mince and cheese in it.....

[HenryDorsetCase]

Dairy down the road has been stocking a budget pie in a plastic bag called an "Anderson", Eaten about 50 of them, Loving the chunks of meat. Plenty of flavour.

Of course, Not as good as the better pie places but not to shabby for a mass produced bit of filth.

Also like the Irvines Bacon and Egg, though the quality varies widely from shop to shop, presumably due to how they treat/heat em.

this made me laugh for some reason

[raftn]

I am sure the resident KB Pie expert "Fattmax" will be along soon to sort out this pie problem.

[Tank]

When it comes to pies - Miles Better pies in TeAnau FTW ! The wild venison pie is almost worth the ride from Auckland !

[avgas]

I always stop for an Oxford Pie.......only pie I will ever stop for.
Only found them out after fixing some kit in their factory. Have to say it is the second most cleanest factory in NZ.......second only to Jack Links, which is completely sterile.
Makes most of the medical factories look like a filthy mess in comparison to Oxford Pies and Jack Links.......I swear when you visit there you almost want to be cut up in that place when you die.
Big Ben pies are as hygienic as the goobers in your nose.