I call bullshit.

**Headbanger** · 10th November 2009, 10:33

First....Mrs Mac Pies.

Fuckin disgusting, One of the worst pies on the planet.Send em back to Aussie. I'm sick to death of seeing there shit pies muscle out the good-eating pies in all my favorite pie purchasing spots.

Secondly.

Anyone seen the twats with the car polish stands at BP servo's?, Thought one of them was a servo worker so failed to tell him to fuck off before he started his bullshit. And what bullshit it was, Polish in a can, no water required, use it on a dirty wagon, repels dust,protective lubricated layer.

Bullshit.

After three days of normal use you can't see where he polished my wagon, There is no polished finish, Looks just like the rest of the wagon.And the area he done on my wheel (look,dust can't stick to it) is now covered in dust, and the exact same shade as the rest of the wheel.

All this....for $40 fucking dollars a can.Yep, $40. I can wash and polish my wagon for a shitload less then $40.Hell, I can pay someone to do it and still have change left over for a pie.

Anyway, Getting petrol this morning I was approached by another of these twats, so I showed him where my wagon had been polished just 3 days earlier, I told him product was shit, That $40 was a rip, and he was a fuckin liar.

Ah he says, You must live on a farm

**buellbabe** · 10th November 2009, 10:48

I agree about the car polish stuff...when the guy started to apply it to my car I said "whoah! don't you start rubbing a cloth over my paintwork that is covered in filthy itty bitty bits of grime...you will scratch it!"

He said " oh yes, sorry, it would be best to wipe all that off first ".
"but you just told me it is a cleaner as well so that doesn't make sense..."
to which he mumbled and then wandered off to annoy someone else.

Yep! its a rip!

But Mrs Macs pies????

Sorry but I LOVE THEM! I don't often eat a pie but when I do I always go for Mrs Macs...

**JimO** · 10th November 2009, 10:59

i was in Wellington a couple of weeks ago and had borrowed a car off a mate and was filling it up prior to giving it back to him when one of those guys appeared and proceded to polish the boot i told him i wasnt interisted but he ovioulsy couldnt hear me so i walked away from him and paid then drove off with this guy trying to sell me a can as i left

**ready4whatever** · 10th November 2009, 11:07

Yeah i've had those guys come up to me. i ask how much, then say no thanks. and theres nothing worse than a bad pie, a good one is getting harder to find nowadays

**Laxi** · 10th November 2009, 11:09

Originally Posted by ready4whatever

and theres nothing worse than a bad pie, a good one is getting harder to find nowadays

try finding a piece of skin with finger print in your half eaten pie then

**Trudes** · 10th November 2009, 11:09

Mrs Macs pies are yuck!!! Tui Pie all the way!!!!

**vifferman** · 10th November 2009, 11:11

Never eaten one, but I just had a butter chicken pie from the bakery across the road. Mmmmmmmmm......
Pity I couldn't have a lager with it instead of a coffee.

**Hopeful Bastard** · 10th November 2009, 11:32

Home made pies at the bakeries are wayy better than any pie ever made.. With REAL pieces of chunky steak and REAL mushrooms. Nice gravy in it.. But the real upside is the Meat OUTWEIGHS the Gravy! Nice crumby topping. FARRkk!! Im hungry now..

**Headbanger** · 10th November 2009, 11:35

Dairy down the road has been stocking a budget pie in a plastic bag called an "Anderson", Eaten about 50 of them, Loving the chunks of meat. Plenty of flavour.

Of course, Not as good as the better pie places but not to shabby for a mass produced bit of filth.

Also like the Irvines Bacon and Egg, though the quality varies widely from shop to shop, presumably due to how they treat/heat em.

**Devil** · 10th November 2009, 11:36

Mrs Macs chilli beef and cheese is fantastic. Nom nom nom!

**martybabe** · 10th November 2009, 12:08

As a lucky happenstance, due to insatiable hunger pangs,I was forced to eat a Pac n slave pie the other week. A steak and tomato pie to be precise and I have to say it was bloody marvellous, crammed full of juicy steak, complimented by tangy Tomato, no gelatinous fillings to queer the mix, just enough gravy and darn good pastry.

Believing this to be a one off fluke, I have been forced to return on an almost daily basis just to be the first to witness the decline of this beautiful thing down to the ranks of an 'I told you it was too good to be true' disappointing ordinary Pie.

Some twenty pies later, I have to report that this sexy little number still makes me tingle in my naughty regions and I therefore have no hesitation in granting it an 8.5/10 on the KB roving pie critics scale.

As for the wank polish that doesn't do what it says on the tin, I have a Garage full of such shit, the latest product claiming to remove any and all road n bug spooge from my motors. I'm sure if it was rubbed in gently with the aid of an angle grinder it may live up to this ridiculous claim but seeing as that is not an option, it sits with many other bottles of useless product slowly evaporating atop a cobweby shelf where all such crap belongs.