Ante-natal classes

[XxKiTtiExX]

Cheers, she was a bit crabby in that pic much better one in earmuffs thread where she is a bit older, and the T fits better...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...post1129509850

Looks a bit happier here, and the hair just keeps comin'...

She's so gorgeous!

My son was born with a head of hair but nothing quite like that. He's got just enough to make a mohawk though lol

[nudemetalz]

This is a great thread.
Actually, I think this is more informative than the classes, then again if it's on KB it must be true

Cheers for the replies, peoples.

[EgliHonda]

This is a great thread.
Actually, I think this is more informative than the classes, then again if it's on KB it must be true

There were no bikers in my group, so immediately didn't trust them.

Told the missus I had enough friends so couldn't be arsed going to 'catch-up' meetings and the like, and besides, the only thing we had in common was knocking up our sheilas around the same time. Funnily enough she sees things differently, hence the upcoming bbq. Maybe they will prove a better bunch over a few beers on Sat arvo...

[Big Dog]

Started our baby classes last week. Went in with an unsure attitude but actually finding it quite a laugh and informative.

One thing we learnt last night was that the fellah can basically catch the bubs as it's squeezed out of Mum. What the mid-wife tutor also said though...and this was the scary part....is that with all of the pushing going on, Mum's bowels can let loose.
Soooo.....I'm going to receive a 7lb baby kid and a 5lb baby turd !!!!
Niiiice.....

And this was news to you?

Might i suggest as time draws near a high fibre diet... unless you wish to burn the clothes you are wearing and the bed she was on.

Fortunately the mother of my children recieved that nugget befor aforementioned nugget dispersal.

[ckai]

We start ours next week I think. The wife and I have a mutual understanding, I don't go near the business end. She suggested it, I quickly accepted it.

We also got the low-down on the classes from a friend who's a mid-wife. She knows the chick taking ours and said we can take the piss all we want because she's gonna dish it out. Should be interesting.

Don't really know what to expect but I'm keeping an open mind...and hand on car keys