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    Something ACC overlooked

    "When compared to other motorists attempting to escape a zombie outbreak, bike riders have a 23-1 survival rate."

    -The Zombie Survival Guide- by Max Brooks

    Nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam I Am View Post
    "When compared to other motorists attempting to escape a zombie outbreak, bike riders have a 23-1 survival rate."

    -The Zombie Survival Guide- by Max Brooks

    Nuff said.
    omg your sooo right!!!
    WOW! ohh damn


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    damn I wish I knew that earlier . . for my submission of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by munster View Post
    damn I wish I knew that earlier . . for my submission of course
    hahahaha damn man!!
    WOW! ohh damn


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam I Am View Post
    "When compared to other motorists attempting to escape a zombie outbreak, bike riders have a 23-1 survival rate."

    -The Zombie Survival Guide- by Max Brooks

    Nuff said.
    i dont plan on running personally .. i have my Zombie Plan well in hand and have been stockpiling ammo and machetes .


    not that i have a gun..


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    Important,

    Stay out of the snack radius and get out of the cities... Maybe a farm somewhere with chickens and stuff so you can get milk and eggs... never milked a chicken but when times get tough, you'll try anything.

    Also, depends what kind of zombies. The slow moving groaning ones are pretty easy to deal with. Well covered in "Shaun of the dead"... hit with stuff. Hehe. The fast ones like "28 days later" well shit. Motorbike with some decent armour etc would go a long way. All kitted up and there's no chance they could bite you.

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    Oh come on Guys Zombies Love you!



















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    cage would be far better than bike in zombie country.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Careful.. all this zombie talk will have christians moaning that you're taking the piss out of their leader.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    ACC may not have considered Zombie attacks, but the University of Florida have prepared a Zombie attack plan that ACC could use!
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    Having read the "Zombie Survival Guide" they actually recommend a push-bike as being the best form of transport.

    The reasons are that they
    • Don't require gas
    • Don't make any noise
    • Can be easily carried over things like fallen trees and blocked motorways


    That's all well and good but zombies are no laughing matter. Make sure you have a plan people! There's not going to be much warning when the eventual zombie apocalypse occurs, where will you and your family go? Is your house defensible? How about against 1000 zombies? How long will your food last?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Careful.. all this zombie talk will have christians moaning that you're taking the piss out of their leader.
    Tamariki's still alive though isn't he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    cage would be far better than bike in zombie country.
    Cages always get trapped and overrun. Have you not paid attention to ANY zombie movie.

    If it's the original slow moving zombies, then a bicycle would be good. But most of the modern zombie features are based on behaviour that occurs during a rabies outbreak ... a real zombie disease. And if someone gets the rage on, they ain't going to chase you slowly...

    Should be noted that the main character in 28 days later (the best zombie movie ever) was a bicycle courier super fit, super fast, super endurance, super ruthless when he had to be. So that says a lot for the bicycle point. I'd still want to be wearing leathers and a full face helmet. I reckon motard FTW. But bicycle a close second. A problem not noted with bicycles, is that you need to eat for at least two people to survive when you are doing any kind of km's on a bicycle, and in times of Zombie outbreak, food gets harder to come by. Just reading the Motorcycle diaries about Che Guevarra at the moment, and the way travel was back in the 1960's in South America, it sounds just about as dangerous as a zombie outbreak, only with worse roads.

    What would be your weapon of choice? Machete... no ammo required? Shot gun, super effective but limited ammo? Baseball bat? LP records [Shaun of the dead]?

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    Dead Reckoning would have something to say about that
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    cage would be far better than bike in zombie country.
    You should know better RM, cant swing the Katana very easilly out the cage window man
    I plan to be pillion on a 999s with that real high tail seat I can get a 340 degree cutting arc for the 18,000 folds of high tensile mayhem

    Bring on the Zombie's (and I aint reffering to Bill n Ben either!)
    Just ride.

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