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    Chefs are the new Mimes

    Remember when it became ok to kill mimes?
    Like over-populating elephants, they were everywhere.Pushing against imaginary winds.Feeling imaginary walls.And like the elephants it became necessary,to be humane,to kill them.

    I reckon we now face the same situation with Chefs.
    The pretentious fuckers are everywhere.With their fancy "presentation" ;personality defects and boring fucking TV shows.

    Kill 'em I say
    Kill 'em all

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    How about a reality show where the winner has to cook Gordon Ramseys heart?
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    How about a reality show where the winner has to cook Gordon Ramseys heart?
    While wearing a didlo up their arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    While wearing a didlo up their arse.

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    Good point, then it would be just like the cooking shows I suppose!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    Chefs are the new Mimes...
    You have to use a silencer if you shoot them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    While wearing a didlo up their arse.

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    Indy!!!! Is there something your not telling us??

    How about a reality show where the loser each show ends up being cooked by the remaining contestants?
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    Personality defects! You try & stay normal working 16 hours a day with knives, fire & waitroyds & then for your sins have a customer order a rare steak & complain because it still has blood in it. Yup, I'm a chef, well ex chef & I'm very bored with certain chefs & their big mouths trying to be entertainers too. Get back in the kitchen I say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    While wearing a didlo up their arse.

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    What's a didlo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    How about a reality show where the winner has to cook Gordon Ramseys heart?
    Couldn't cook his brain could they? Nothing there...
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    I hear this,sick of the bloody cooking shows,every time i turn the tele on its some nob cooking something,thing i dont get is its about as enticing as the 3rd ball on a GreyhoundMost of the mains wouldnt be supper worthy let alone a main meal."would you like 2 baby mushrooms with your miniscule piece of steak sir".Save time on the shitter i guess.
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    Can you start with the head chef and his sidekick at my work? So bloody up themselves its not funny.
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

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    The topic of most of these "reality" shows is irrelevant, and is just a means to an end.

    Humiliation and elimination for our titillation.
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    Did somebody mention tits?
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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